The first week of Kris Jenner’s talk show pulled in enough viewers to keep producers happy, but don’t jump to conclusions. The curiosity factor drew a hefty audience but it’s actually the next few weeks that tell the tale. Ratings can drop off enormously if people watching didn’t have a favorable first impression. (We weren’t bowled over, were YOU?) We expect Kris to become more desperate as the weeks go by. Oh, and if you heard the rumor that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are getting their OWN show, (heaven help us!) sources at E! say is isn’t true. Yet.
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So when do I get my own talk show? They’re giving them to everybody else you can think of.
**ding dong**(doorbell) Who is it? Me. Who? Strom. Puddy cat? Just a minute! (opens door) Hello Strom. Need some excitement in my your life? I knew you couldn’t resist me. Come in. Do you like my sheer negligee? I’ll turn around. (slightly bends over) See? Do you like my thong? I have a firm, round, small, ass, don’t I? No gargantuan rear here. Do you like my luminous honey brown skin? Not a mark in sight. See? Relax, honey. I know you’re nervous the first time. This BLACK kitty got your tongue? Do you want to come and taste my sweet luscious lips?
Thanking God that her show wasn’t available in my area … May it be ever thus
Who watches this rubbish?
TMZ’s boss, Harvey Levin is scheduled to be a co-host in the next month.
If Kanye is arrested & charged for his latest beating of a pap, I’ll be she cancels Harvey as co-host.
He’ll ask far too many embarrassing questions.
Garbage like this appeals to the lowest common denominator. I would never watch 1 second of this trash.
Since Kris was happy to take OJ’s meat, and may have borne his child, why not have BLACK OJ as a guest?
Strom, if she could swing OJ as guest, this would be the one and only time I would watch it, as would many.
Basically, Kris is not a pretty woman. All that plastic surgery made her look like a constipated feral cat.
She is just not a likeable person.
Fire the executives who thought this was a good idea.
There’s nothing worse than an old attention whore, that is long past their expiration date.
This is a good indicator the show will not be airing long. Hooray! Once the show is cancelled, that’ll certainly deflate the huge ego of Kris Jenner. If that show is cancelled, it could negatively impact ratings for other Kuntrashian shows.
Kanye will be facing criminal charges. Nobody touched him. He can’t aggressively touch anyone by law. Kris was foolish to invite a sharp lawyer to be a guest on the show anyway. She’s mistaken to think brown nosing would work with Harvey Levin. Kris is attempting to schmooze with Levin because she wants him to lay off targeting her family, which now includes the most hot-headed rapper of all time, lol.
Koonye will be a nightmare for all those soul sellers to the devil for fame and fortune. This guy is a self-professed Satan worshipper who is tormented by the sacrifice of his deceased mother. I predict a tragedy.
Like JLo, Kris has managed to convince sponsors she can make them money….television viewers should prove she cant…..simply don’t watch.
Puddy cat, you love riding my tail, don’t you? When are you coming to see me? I am a master of disguise and seduction, lol.
eab, all your posts refer to some bodily function, really creepy. time to see your caseworker, oh and take your meds.
It will be off the air any minute. I know it would suck as soon as I saw the little heart over her name. Gag me.
E! channel should be renamed the K! channel. Those Kardashian’s are on all the damn time.