You don’t have to feel sorry for Levi Johnston – the teenage father of Bristol Palin’s unborn baby – because suddenly his mundane life is bursting with opportunities! John Waters has contacted Levi because he wants him to appear in his next movie. What his future mother-in-law will think about that, we don’t know. But sometimes it pays to be an illegitimate father.
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that sounds good.
cast mr. johnston opposite the gorgeous lindsay lohan
as a couple of lovable, babystealing, cop-killer speed freaks, on the run from the Man – and away from jesus.
kathy lee gifford as lindsay’s anita bryant-like, sex-w/Black men-having mom
and an unrecognizable george michael as the masturbating priest…
Oh triple fugly……Is Waters an alien from another planet?
A perfect way for Levi to get out of marrying Bristol….have an affair with his love-interest ho in this movie and MAYBE Bristol will dump him.
These two should be featured on a reality makeover show — how to turn two ignorant rednecks into preppy Young Republicans.
1:10 That’s one sick fantasy mind you have.
ACORN and Obama are stealing the election.
LOVE the movie #1…I’d pay to see it!!! You sellin tickets???
i got a million of em
Janet where is the photo credit for these two photos? Did you take them yourself? Photoshopping two stolen images together does not make them your own. The NSA is watching everything you post.
That kid looks creepy – but i still am voting for McCain!!!
Looks like waters is rocking the CHOLA LIP LINER look in the pic. LOL.
Is that what they call it now a “role” ??
Waters is just gross and overrated.