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“Entourage” star Jeremy Piven arranged to meet a young woman at a Hollywood newsstand. While he was waiting he browsed around, looked longingly at the girlie magazines and gossip magazines, but bypassed them. Ever the ladies man, he wanted to make a good impression, so when his date arrived he was catching up on current affairs in Newsweek.
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Hmm. Looks to us like he’s perusing the back cover pretty intently.
Must have been an ad for Hair Club For Men. 🙂
He shoulds grabbed the Hustler!
Chicks dig guys who read that mag on the street!
…….you only live once.
(remember that)
This guy is the least attractive and unappealing personality-wise in Hollywood. In fact, he’s so bad, I have to wonder how he ever caught on and managed to get job(s). It amazes me beyond belief and I wish some sage professor would explain it to me. Perhaps they could start a class on how Piven managed to get famous and keep getting hired in Hollywood, esp after that Broadway (or was it OFF Broadway?) fiasco where he pretended to have some sort of fish/shellfish reaction that went on forever and screwed up the entire production. Everybody on the play hated him for it!
He might be looking at Newsweek but his little winkie is poking out of his pants.
his peen looks EXTREMELY tiny.
JC & chloe: don’t see how you can see much as he’s wearing black pants and the way he’s atanding towards the camera doesn’t allow for much of a chance for a “look-see”, not that I’d want one even if he were the last man on earth and I hadn’t been laid in decades! Hey, isn’t that what they make hot pink, purple, blue, and sparkly “toys” for? So we girls don’t have to wait around for a loser dud like THIS GUY to grace us with his “presence”?! Give me plastic/silicone ANYDAY over THIS creep!
Reta, I can see enough to tell that he’s ‘dressed to the left’ to put it politely. Track pants don’t really hide too much.
Good lord, if the boys peens are that closely scrutinized by the womens at the newsstands I think I’ll just reach for Oprah magazines.
That should put my war hammer into full retreat and save me from the prying eyes of dirty old ladies.
Jeremy twitted me on Twitter so I like him. John Cusack and him ought to make back up
He picks up his tricks at the news stand?
He’s gay but passes as bisexual.
And if you don’t believe me save the hysterics and don’t write a thesis.
Patrick, while your response is quite funny:), I am just performing a public service by pointing out to men that their goods are frequently visible in track pants. Sometimes I have to stop those I love from leaving the house like this so I am familiar with the situation. Therefore, it is with love that I suggest a mirror check before sauntering down to the local news stand with your war hammer on display. (Alex Skarsgard, if you happen to be reading, please ignore this post and proceed as you wish).