Hilary Swank was certainly animated on the NBC Today Show where she was promoting her new movie P.S. I Love You. She LOOKS like she’s dancing while sitting down- very muscular, athletic, and flexible. All that without showing her underwear.
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DESPERATE
nice from the neck down
Who’d ever want to look at more of her? Shallow and vain personality isn’t pretty, but she has ugly and mean embedded from the spine out. What she lets peek out from the standard clothing covering is pathetically horrendous and unappealing! Woo woo because she pampers and worships her skinny old body and thinks she’s ‘something’ in acting hasn’t gained her legends of fans, or a great box office proffits, has it? We still remember how she cruely, publically dumped her loyal husband and feathered her nest with another woman’s husband when she got her cold grasping hands on the prize.
Let’s FACE it: Just as out eyes are drawn to J.Aniston’s big nose, R. Witherspoon’s pointy jutting chin, Pam Anderson’s fake tits, Pris Presley’s mega-surgery, etc. …so are our eyes drawn to Hilary’s MOUTH FULL OF TEETH.
firm and fit wow but she’s too old for me though!
As drag queens go, yes, she is very, uhm, “animated.”
She’s the Bette Davis of our times.
A very capable actress with ZERO sex appeal.
Zilch.
Nada.
None.
Check her out in the execrable “The Black Dahlia.”
She looked just like a Shetland pony in a bad wig.
Cramming her down moviegoers’ throats as some sort of sexy/lovable low-rent Julia Roberts won’t cut it.
P.S. She’s ugly.
When you have no choice but to answer interviewers’ questions by stamping your hoofs
Paging Dr. Smiley, paging, Dr. Smiley…is there a dentist in the house?
It is VERY DANGEROUS to approach an actress when she’s reared-up on her hind legs like this.
Hilary Swank does have a kind of “girl next-door” quality about her.
Assuming, of course, that by “girl” you mean horse and that “next-door” refers to the stables down the road.
She was ROBBED when the Academy failed to nominate her for her stunning portrayal in Seabiscuit.
^^
I freaking love that movie!! And Hil was fanstastic in it!!!
I remember that she had to beat out Sarah Jessica Parker, Rumor Willis and Tori Spelling to win the role.
You all are on fire! Hilarious!
You all are on fire! Hilarious!
I dunno, the comments make me sad. Especially this time of year.
Her beauty secrets:
1. Mane & Tail Shampoo
2. Baby Carrots
3. Never eats sugar cubes!
It’s a man, baby!
I’M GLAD BOYS DON’T CRY!
I WANT TO BE ON THE HEE HAW MOVIE PLEASE PICK ME THAT’S WHY SHE IS HAPPY AND WILLING.
I do admire her energy.
She has said that her busy schedule leaves little time to eat, so she usually just straps on a feedbag and off she goes.
Golly I hope she brings Equus back to Broadway!
Horsey, er, Hilary was the producers’ first choice to play this role.
That is, after
Reese
Sandra
Charlize
Keira
Scarlett
Renee
Nicole
Angelina
Sally
Helena
Dame Judy
Cate
Kate
Lindsay
Juliette
Julia
Sienna
Naomi
Eva
Catherine
Winona
Lucy
Helen
Dakota
Gwyneth
Rosie
Jennifer
Bea
Britney
Parker
Madonna
Swoosie
Zooey
Katie
Michelle
Sigourney
Meg
Latifah
Demi
Rumer
and
(I sh*t thee not)
Whoopi
all said “no” to the part or were otherwise unavailable.
1:54 AM: You are the funniest son-of-a-gun I ever not knew.
all i want for xmas is a pony and my 2 front teeth (horse)teeth.
WOW…IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW THIS MOVIE OPENS….
If it does any significant business, it will be because women and gay men are flocking to see GERARD.
Hilary just doesn’t belong in a movie of this type
I would love to see Hilary apply her obvious athleticism and fitness to the Kentucky Derby or the Belmont Stakes.
I don’t like Hillary Swank. I think the way she treated her ex-husband, Chad Lowe, in the press was terrible. And now she’s dating her Mark Anthony look-a-like agent??? It’s called karma and it will come back to her.
Hillary is pure unadulterated filth. Her last name “Swank” evokes a kinder gentler time when skin magazines ruled the local 7-11 scene. Her dumping poor Chaddy for her publicist has left me scratching my blading head. Why is this woman famous? How did she win two oscars? When will she just go away and leave us all alone?
With her looks I’ve never understood why she doesn’t have a great career in radio.
Does anyone remember way back when when our gal Hilary was in about 10 or 12 episodes of 90210? She played the girlfriend of (can’t remember which one). Anyway, after all this time, I can still remember thinking why would he want to date a mouth full of buck teeth. And now, she is a ‘major’ movie star. Will Hollywood wonders never cease?
There is a very good reason why a two-time Academy Award winner is, of necessity, fronting forgettable B-movies (“Freedom Writers,” “The Reaping,” etc.).
Hilary Swank is not capable of opening a movie.
And now she’s desperately trying to relaunch herself as a rom-com sex object. Without (as has apparently been discussed above LOL!), having the “goods” to successfully do so.
Welcome to a very crowded field, girly-girl.
A definite misfire. Brought on one suspects by the fact she is personally involved with her agent. Big mistake.
From here on out Hilary should only seek roles that have her wearing a lab coat, firefighter’s uniform, full-body cast or saddle.
I never understood what Chad Lowe saw in her. He’s gorgeous and so talented and she’s a horse of another color. Can’t believe how horribly she treated him and so publicly tried to humiliate him. He’s the class act as far as I’m concerned (AND the better actor too)! Loved him since his Life Goes On debut.
Sexy.
Maybe she’ll play “Horsy Galore” in the next Bond film.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY SHE NEEDED TO TALK ABOUT A ‘DRUG PROBLEM’ THAT HAD BEEN OVER FOR 2 YEARS….HE BEAT IT WAS GOING ON WITH HIS LIFE…SO WHY DID SHE NEED TO GO PUBLIC WAY AFTER THE FACT…???? DID IT MAKE HER FEEL BETTER ABOUT DUMPING HIM ???
If she marries (or not) her publicist and has kids, I wonder 2 things: Will she be a STABLE parent, and #2, will she put a BRIDLE and BLINDERS on him so he won’t cheat on her, as she cheated on Chad.
chad cheated on HER. I heard she joined the my pretty ponies club along with lauren graham.
NOTICE HOW GERARD DID THE PREMIER BUT HAS BEEN DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM THIS TURKEY (YES I KNOW HE’S FILMING, BUT HE ALWAYS GOES ALL OUT FOR HIS FILMS)….WONDER WHATS UP ?
OK I almost spewed my coffee when I saw the director of this movie on TV praising Hilary as “a real workhorse.” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
^I saw that too. I don’t think he meant it as a dig but jesus was it funny!
Whether you like her acting or not, the way she sold out her ex-husband Chad for some magazine piece was just WRONG.
It will be interesting to see how she handles the inevitable Karmic blowback that’s surely headed her way, when inevitably:
Her agent/boyfriend takes her money,
drops her for someone younger and prettier and then sues Hilary for support and custody of their pet iguana, etc.,
YOU ARE REALLY UNKIND HORSES ARE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS…SHE JUST AN ANIMAL….