Lisa Rinna’s head since we saw photos of her at the SAG Awards in this dress with an impossibly high slit . We thought it was bad taste having her spanx or flesh colored underwear on display, but when we were told by people who examined the photos microscopically that she is flaunting bare skin, we were appalled. Consider the psychological implications. Is Lisa really running around in skimpy clothes without underwear like Britney in her crazy days? Is Lisa capable of such a glaring faux pas? Flashing to get attention is not pretty.
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Guess the hemorrhoid lips aren’t getting her all the attention she needs.
Sadly, Lisa’s evening at the SAG Awards ended in tears, humiliation and a hopelessly ruined dress. And all because she (1) Doubled up on her dosage of Alli in the days before the event; (2) Opted to forgo underwear, ignoring completely the manufacturer’s strict advisory to wear Depends while taking Alli; (3) Stopped at a Taco Bell with Harry on their way to the awards.
Lisa’s lips have looked horrible since she has over inflated them all of these years. But the last few months she has gone crazy with the botox. Now She not only looks 10 years older, but like her face is frozen. The injections are seeping into her brain….
Methinks…photoshop, remember those gross pictures of Victoria
B’s legs..
It’s not photoshop… I know someone who attended the SAGs—— and suffice it to say it wasn’t just the photogs she was flashing.
She’s a very sad… er, “lady”.
The reason she didnt’ wear any undies is because I told her not to. The beotch needs to get some work since no one is hiring me and she gives better bj’s than i do!
This skank is beggin to get work and the only way for her to do so is to give it up to directors, producers and anyone who can get her work. She’s that desperate.
I read here you’re wondering what’s going on in her head?
WELL, one thing’s for sure though.
……….IT AIN’T MUCH, folks!!
wow Taylor – Allison and Amanda think you are a skank. so does Jake and Billy
Meow, jealous cat. Lisa is a beauty and classy. Deal with it.
“All in all, it was a fairly routine award show: Jeremy Piven brought his mother again, while Lisa Rinna was escorted by her beaver.”
Janet, do you wear a full back granny or a thong?
You sound a little jealous of this girl’s beauty with this catty post.
At the Oscars she’ll be wearing two Band-Aids and a cork.
Things you can see from space: The Great Wall of China and Lisa Rinna’s Desperation.
My god, those LIPS!!!!!!
Does ANYONE tell her how awful she looked!!!!!
Maybe, she just doesn’t listen. SAD, and she seems like a nice person.
Bless her heart. She thought the invitation was to the “SLAG Awards.”
It’s the Madonna menopause fever.. She’s mourning the rapid death of her ovaries!
To expound a little more on her lips:… her top lip has so much filler that both sides are sagging down and flopping on to her lower lip. You can’t tell that too much in this pic, but in close-ups….oh, boy, sag city. And, if she is a beauty, then I am the beauty queen of GollyWeird.
She probably doesn’t get work because of her lips they are really unbearable to look at, if she would just use a little on the top lip she would look more normal, I remember when she first started out years ago she was so beautiful she had full lips but they looked normal.
She looks great…
Desperate attentionwhore
There’s no bigger turn-off than a desperate woman (or man). Her lips are appropriate for the SAG awards; her dress appropriate for the SKAG awards.
One last feeble show of support for Bush.
Finding the dress was easy: “I want something that will show my cooch,” said Lisa to the saleswoman at Frederick’s.
Just showin us her “Family Values”.
She’s very do-able.
Lisa Rinna will appear in the Burt Reynolds’ Dinner Theater production of “The Vagina Monologues” Feb. 5-16.
I doubt the story, has anyone done a close check on this picture? Probably flesh colored clam cover.
Enhanced lips and tits and now this hideous slit dress….she will do anything for attention. Maybe Harry Hamlin is worn out from trying to keep up with her…..he certainly looks old and worn out.
The “Gyno-Exam Gown” is the new black.
She is clearly showing her ambition here. And everyone in the crowd can see that her ambition has been freshly waxed.
This photo reminds me of that woman who used to always show up at the awards years ago to exhibit herself. I don’t recall her name ( I think she may have been a B-Movie actress from the 50’s), but half the fun was watching Dick Clark (who used to host the red carpet events for ABC) take great pains to turn his back on her — and came across as a kind of prissy old maiden-aunt in the process LOL. But this woman would keep showing up every year in some bizarre get-up she’d cobbled together — ensembles that would not qualify as “dresses” and barely covered her body. The thing is, it became a kind of sad spectacle after a while. You realized that beyond her yearly round of displaying her flesh, she didn’t have much going on in her life. That’s what’s surprising about LR making this move; it makes it seem like she’s at the end of the line, somehow. Perhaps not too much of a surprise. She has always given the impression that she’s the girl who blurts, “I’ll do anything!!” before the casting agent has even finished writing down her name.
DWTS….she enjoyed it immensely, yes she totally loved being in the spotlight. Methinks DWTS was her swan song and now she should take her heavy lips and her washed up old man and go far far away. Maybe as a last thrill (to herself only) a strong wind will come and lift her dress. lol
Actually, that dress was probably purchased at The Gape …uh, “The Gap.”
“Yes, thanks luv — that’s fine, everything appears to be in order. Let’s put it away now, please.”
Whe she spoke King Henry the eighth she said she was “dripping.” Watched it on the Soup. I was wondering why Susan Sarandon could barely stand to speak to her let alone look at her. What a douche.
Very sad,very desperate…
If this broad’s pathetic cry for attention means there could be one less self-congratulatory Hollywood award show in the future, then her extraordinary tackiness has not been in vain.
Two Lips Duck Lips
Yup, Lisa needs a tongue bath
Lisa was finally able to overcome her painful shyness and brave the rigors of the red carpet by imagining that everyone around her was wearing only their underwear.
This was an honest mistake! Due to a printing error, Harry and Lisa’s invitation to the SAG Awards read, in part: “Gentlemen: Black Tie, Ladies: Exposed Genitalia.”