The mystery is solved. We were STAGGERED when we heard that hunkalicious Tom Hardy was cast to star in Elton John’s life story called Rocketman. Of ALL people! This is far bigger casting news than “Fifty Shades of Grey.” The dangerously handsome Hardy usually plays a tough guy or villain so this is really a stretch for him. Plus, he’s got a full head of hair! We couldn’t IMAGINE whose bright idea this was so we did a little research and learned that Elton and his husband David Furnish are producing the movie and THEY decided Hardy was perfect for the role! The two of them must be giggling their heads off somewhere…
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Well, if you have the opportunity to cast someone in your own life story………….why the hell not choose someone built, hung and gorgeous?
PS: Don’t be throwing shade on my chance to see Tom all dolled up in some of Elton’s old outfits rolling around with a rent boy on some airplane while he is pretending to be high on cocaine!!!
On a more serious note: As Tom is a bonafide actor with real talent I hope they give him a script worthy of him.
pssst: HIS BL*WJ*BS ARE THE BEST IN TOWN?
IM SURE SIR ELTON PUT HIM TO SOME TEST….
LMFAO!!
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He looks nothing like Elton..the movie will be as fake as this guy..i will pass