If you’re planning to go to the movies this weekend – you’re in luck because there’ s a fabulous new movie well worth your time and money. It’s Eastern Promises, and we can’t say enough good things about it. We loved David Cronenberg’s “A History of Violence” for it’s original concept – we’d never seen a movie like that before – how refreshing! And he’s done it again! Eastern Promises offers a peek into the Russian mafia (similar to the Italian mafia – but without any evident code of honor) and it’s utterly fascinating. Viggo Mortensen plays one of the hot mafia guys and he has a shocking nude scene where he’s in a steam room and attacked by two clothed killers. They roll around on the tiles for five bloody and agonizing minutes. Wow! This enlightening and gripping movie ends too soon and leaves you hoping for part II. Don’t miss it!
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Gayface! The older you get the harder it is to hide it, right Will Smith?
Woo hoo! Viggo Mortensen, c’mon he has to be straight, don’t disappoint like that!!!!!!!
I’m going!!!
Spa Fight!!
Lets hope their next movie offers a glimpse of how the real Russian Mafia operates.
Imagine a gangland killing while a guy is at a Turkish bath/spa.
For those who don’t know you can go to Eastern European and give in a large swimming pool where in which bare naked ladies will give you a massage in all the right places.
Imagine if they could incorporate a mafia hit in that pool – all that red blood along with hot looking ladies getting shot up as well…
One does have to wonder how often they put some chlorine in that water! As those that have been to Eastern Europe know, don’t drink the water out of the tap. Right?
Steam room fight…lol.
I guess somebody had to get new lava rocks for their steam room at home, eh?
looks good can’t wait until it comes out on dvd.
I wanna see this. I really liked History of Violence too.
eery and 2 ugly guys!
nice
Who cares about another shoot-em up gangster movie..? Nevermind yaaawn!!
I LOVED A History of Violence. Viggo was amazing in that role. Can’t wait to see him as a baddie with a Russian accent.
wow! smothered a cigarette on his tongue well viggo what a man!
It’s already on my list!
I saw this movie last night, Janets right,,it’s very good. Very intense.