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DAVID BECKHAM’S FACIAL HAIR IS UNDER CONTROL

Readers may have noticed that we are NOT fans of facial hair – especially beards- on most men.  Why men today all want to look alike while hiding behind facial hair is a mystery we do not understand. A good looking man with a beard is wasting his assets. A not-so good looking man with a beard is worse looking. Handsome David Beckham chose to join the bearded masses, but at least he has facial hair that is carefully defined and maintained. We’re betting his designer wife Victoria  influenced THAT…

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

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  1. libby2130

    some men have a weak chin line so a bit of whiskers or bveard gives it mare definition

  2. Inkd VT

    Beard, canned hair, no matter. I wouldn’t say no.

  3. Doc Hollywood

    Pippa already mentioned the canned hair thickener. I’ll just add that the Super Bowl ad featuring Matt Damon and Beckham reflected on how truly haggard they both are close up. Worn out.

  4. Pippa Lane

    In the Eighties the performer George Michael allegedly used coffee grounds to enhance his beard. Looks like David has followed suit. He’s now 50. You can tell he sprays that canned hair on top of the head in the photo based on the odd color.