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KEANU REEVES: DON’T HIDE THAT FACE

Another one bites the dust. Does Keanu Reeves realize what he’s doing to himself by growing that bristly grey beard? First of all, it makes him look ten years older. It’s a shame because Keanu has always been one of the best looking guys in Hollywood, without the ego that usually goes along with that.  Continue reading “KEANU REEVES: DON’T HIDE THAT FACE”

Monday, June 15, 2026

BOBBY CANNAVALE’S FACIAL HAIR DOES HIM NO FAVORS

Cute couple Bobby Cannavale and Rose Byrne turned up at the Tony Awards and we believe he’s a perfect example of why attractive men should not cultivate facial hair. The gray whiskers  make him look YEARS older than Rose! Wise up Bobby – and show your face!

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

BRAD PITT FACIAL HAIR: LOVE IT OR LOATHE IT

Longtime readers know that I am not a fan of facial hair on men.  An attractive man makes himself LESS good looking by covering his assets with a beard. That makes him less of a competitive threat to not-so-handsome men. This photo of Brad Pitt clearly illustrates what gnarly facial hair does to a nice Continue reading “BRAD PITT FACIAL HAIR: LOVE IT OR LOATHE IT”

Sunday, March 15, 2026

DAVID BECKHAM’S FACIAL HAIR IS UNDER CONTROL

Readers may have noticed that we are NOT fans of facial hair – especially beards- on most men.  Why men today all want to look alike while hiding behind facial hair is a mystery we do not understand. A good looking man with a beard is wasting his assets. A not-so good looking man with Continue reading “DAVID BECKHAM’S FACIAL HAIR IS UNDER CONTROL”

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

WHAT HAS AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON DONE TO HIMSELF?

Here we have indisputable proof that facial hair has never done anything to improve a man’s looks.  Recently the handsome actor (Nocturnal Animals etc) Aaron Taylor- Johnson, was seen darting through the airport with a bushy beard and no one gave him so much as a glance. This guy obviously does not appreciate the enviable Continue reading “WHAT HAS AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON DONE TO HIMSELF?”

Monday, September 1, 2025

BRAD PITT IS NOT LOOKING HIS BEST

Okay, here’s a walking talking illustration of our belief that facial hair is NOT flattering on most  good looking men! Brad Pitt is filming The Adventures of Cliff Booth for Netflix,  reprising his role as the 1970’s stuntman who survived a run-in with the Manson clan. It’s a spin-off of the successful  film Once Upon Continue reading “BRAD PITT IS NOT LOOKING HIS BEST”

Monday, August 4, 2025

WHY CAN’T MORE MEN LOOK LIKE MARK MESTER?

Actually more men MIGHT look like the KTLA newsman, if they would only SHAVE. Granted, Mark Mester has other assets – he was named Newscaster with the Best Hair in California. And besides keeping fit, he also LIKES to cook! But his most endearing trait is the fact that he shaves regularly. So few men Continue reading “WHY CAN’T MORE MEN LOOK LIKE MARK MESTER?”

Sunday, September 5, 2021

JIM CARREY: DITCH THE GREY BEARD AND WATCH YOUR LUCK CHANGE!

Just as we were thinking “Whatever happened to Jim Carrey?” he happened to post this photo on Instagram which answered all our questions. WHY he posted this is unknown but we assume it’s a recent picture. The last time we saw Jim on TV (or anywhere) was Dec, 2019, when he appeared on Saturday Night Continue reading “JIM CARREY: DITCH THE GREY BEARD AND WATCH YOUR LUCK CHANGE!”

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

MATTHEW PERRY HAS NINE LIVES

It was just last summer that we saw those dreadful photos of Matthew Perry looking overweight, disheveled, and chain-smoking, wobblily visiting a medical building with his “sober coach.” (He has a history of addiction to methadone, vicoden, methamphetamines, and alcohol) He also had those whiskers that make many men look like transients. Magically, in December Continue reading “MATTHEW PERRY HAS NINE LIVES”

Thursday, May 20, 2021

SUPERMAN WITH FACIAL HAIR? REALLY?

OK, we were officially HORRIFIED when we saw this publicity photo for the upcoming CW series, Superman & Lois. We are talking about Superman’s rough looking whiskers! It’s bad enough to see men on the street with this unshaven look, but SUPERMAN!!! The Superman character is intended to be clean-cut, an idealized man. Not a Continue reading “SUPERMAN WITH FACIAL HAIR? REALLY?”

Wednesday, December 9, 2020