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WHY WE DON’T LIKE BEARDS

Visual proof that good looking men should NOT grow beards! The first time we laid eyes on Jason Momoa  (before he married Lisa Bonet)  was at the Pasadena Flea Market , and we decided he was the best looking man we had EVER seen!  The more facial hair he added , the less gorgeous he Continue reading “WHY WE DON’T LIKE BEARDS”

Thursday, August 20, 2026

BRAD PITT FACIAL HAIR: LOVE IT OR LOATHE IT

Longtime readers know that I am not a fan of facial hair on men.  An attractive man makes himself LESS good looking by covering his assets with a beard. That makes him less of a competitive threat to not-so-handsome men. This photo of Brad Pitt clearly illustrates what gnarly facial hair does to a nice Continue reading “BRAD PITT FACIAL HAIR: LOVE IT OR LOATHE IT”

Sunday, March 15, 2026

DAVID BECKHAM’S FACIAL HAIR IS UNDER CONTROL

Readers may have noticed that we are NOT fans of facial hair – especially beards- on most men.  Why men today all want to look alike while hiding behind facial hair is a mystery we do not understand. A good looking man with a beard is wasting his assets. A not-so good looking man with Continue reading “DAVID BECKHAM’S FACIAL HAIR IS UNDER CONTROL”

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

WHAT HAS AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON DONE TO HIMSELF?

Here we have indisputable proof that facial hair has never done anything to improve a man’s looks.  Recently the handsome actor (Nocturnal Animals etc) Aaron Taylor- Johnson, was seen darting through the airport with a bushy beard and no one gave him so much as a glance. This guy obviously does not appreciate the enviable Continue reading “WHAT HAS AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON DONE TO HIMSELF?”

Monday, September 1, 2025

JIM CARREY HAS NEVER LOOKED WORSE

But he doesn’t HAVE to look this bad.  This photo of Jim Carrey was taken early in the pandemic when he advised everyone to grow beards until the pandemic was OVER and then shave them off to celebrate. This was a bad idea for more than one reason. The first reason being that BEARDS- especially Continue reading “JIM CARREY HAS NEVER LOOKED WORSE”

Sunday, January 8, 2023

JOHN STAMOS: WITH AND WITHOUT

Further evidence backing up my declaration that no attractive man ever looked better with a beard: Which fellow in these photos would you rather date? The grizzly guy with the (probably) dyed beard in the top photo who doesn’t look like he’s worked for awhile? Hmmm..The older photo on the bottom reveals John Stamos BEFORE Continue reading “JOHN STAMOS: WITH AND WITHOUT”

Monday, October 31, 2022

WHAT HAPPENED TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

Any of you readers who disagree with my claim that NO DECENT LOOKING MAN EVER LOOKED BETTER WITH A BEARD are invited to take a close look at this photo that Jessica Biel posted on Instagram. Jessica looks perfectly nice, but her husband Justin Timberlake has lost his youthful popstar good looks thanks to that Continue reading “WHAT HAPPENED TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE”

Sunday, October 23, 2022

FURTHER PROOF THAT BEARDS MAKE ATTRACTIVE MEN LOOK AWFUL

Would you look twice sat this man? Probably not. Why do attractive men grow grey beards that make them look older and less clean? We have been trying to solve this mystery for years with no success. Men spend time and money for equipment to maintain these unappealing beards , simply because they see other Continue reading “FURTHER PROOF THAT BEARDS MAKE ATTRACTIVE MEN LOOK AWFUL”

Thursday, June 30, 2022

ZAYN MALIK COVERED UP HIS BIGGEST ASSET

Been wondering why you haven’t seen Zayn Malik around lately? Could be because he doesn’t look the same! Some men just don’t appreciate what they have. Zayn Malik has always stood out of the crowd because of his exceptional good looks. He might not have been the best singer in One Direction, or the most Continue reading “ZAYN MALIK COVERED UP HIS BIGGEST ASSET”

Sunday, May 1, 2022

FURTHER PROOF THAT NO MAN LOOKS BETTER WITH A BEARD

Christian Bale is a perfect example of what a beard can do to destroy the looks of a handsome man. He was clean-shaven back in his Batman days- and he should have stayed that way… Top Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Bottom: Batman

Sunday, November 21, 2021