Victoria Beckham admits it’s not easy to think up the perfect gift for her husband David, who turned 38 in May. Clever Victoria gave David something he can really use – a gift certificate for more tattoos from his favorite tattoo artist. David already has 32 tattoos but they’re not biker style – most of them are either religious or tributes to his love for family members. There are no ex-girlfriends represented in his skin art.
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Define “everything”. Could he tell us about the orgies he had and in which underage boys were involved, thank u very much? Could he tell us about one of his good pals, Jimmy Savile?
She could gift him with a certificate to a speech therapist to help him get a manly voice. A penile enlargement would help too.
I’d give him a gift certificate for tattoo r e m o v a l. Ugh. Can’t stand looking at those arms.
is that a sock in his pants?
I just think it’s all graffiti and ruins the beauty of the natural body
An ass plug?
He looks like he would be into little boys.
a new set of brains?
Those tattoos are scary and ugly.