Woman-hater

TOM FORD HATES WOMEN

The immaculately attired designer is beloved by many female fans, but Tom Ford’s new film Nocturnal Animals is dead proof that he privately despises women. Tom has no problem being accused of OBJECTIFYING women (remember he posed fully dressed on the cover of Vanity Fair with two naked actresses half his age.) But after seeing his film, we insist that “objectify” is not a strong enough word – he HATES women! It’s sometimes a decent movie, BUT it opens with two mature, morbidly OBESE stark naked women in garish makeup DANCING and rolling on the ground flapping their rolls of fat in all directions. No men, just women. That sets the inexplicable mood and theme of the movie: Tom theorizes that -like it or not – all women eventually turn into their mothers and hurt the sensitive men around them! Tom is fond of bragging that he can identify with women because he’s gay, but he couldn’t be more off-base. His contempt for women burns up the screen in this movie and it’s a shame he’s so oblivious because he is a talented filmmaker.
(Above, Tom and the film’s excellent star Amy Adams)

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

SHOW US YOUR STRETCH MARKS, HARVEY LEVIN!

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We usually love TMZ, but no way can we avoid taking them to task for a truly revolting and sexist “gossip” story they concocted. It’s called Guess The Celebrity Stretch Marks.” Close-ups of various women’s thighs, butts, and other body parts are provided for readers’ amusement. Talk about haters. Harvey, does someone over there HATE women? Of course, TMZ has never insulted MALE celebrities with “Guess the Celebrity Love Handles.” This photo set-up is not news – at best, it’s just downright cruel and mean spirited – at worst it’s clearly misogynistic. And it’s not okay.

ANDREW DICE CLAY: SORRY, BUT YOU DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE !

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In his new book, Andrew Dice Clay claims that protesters (feminists) killed his movie “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane,” and probably his career. But we are here to tell Clay that he DID go too far in his attacks on women. We happened to be fans of Clay and when we got tickets to see him perform at The Hollywood Bowl (around 1990?) we were excited. When we arrived with our friend Belissa, we were amused to see that the audience was mostly guys – very few women. When the Diceman started his act, it became clear WHY women were scarce. He went into horrible, unspeakable rants about ex-girlfriends and suddenly it wasn’t funny, it was scary. The men in the crowd were drinking and cheering on the female bashing! The audience became SO raucous and vulgar – like wild animals- that we sneaked out early, fearing for our safety. Clay‘s fans took his insults SERIOUSLY and seemed ready to attack the first woman they saw! It’s too bad Andrew didn’t see the damage his over-the-top female–bashing did, and adjust his act before it hurt his movie and career. That’s OUR side of the story.

ATTENTION JAY-Z: DROPPING THE “B” WORD MEANS NOTHING!

Memo to Jay-Z, who supposedly vowed to give up using the word “bitch” in his songs in deference to his new daughter Blue Ivy: TOO LITTLE TOO LATE! Your songs degrading women are already out there and always will be, even if you don’t record any more. The damage has been DONE by you and your fellow rappers and it will take more than erasing a word to change your revolting attitude toward women. If you’re looking for a pat on the back because you might have finally realized the damage you’ve done to the female sex, don’t hold your breath. Blue Ivy will grow up in the misogynistic world you and your fellow rappers created.

JENNIFER LOPEZ IS NOT PARTICULARLY FOND OF WOMEN

American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez might be surprised to hear that she is already getting a reputation on the set. Observers describe her as a “guy’s girl.” In other words, she is sweet and cuddly and adorable whenever there’s a man around. But if there’s not a guy in sight and she’s in the presence of women, Jennifer instantly becomes grouchy and curt and she has no time for pleasantries. These are the kind of women who wonder why they don’t have many female friends and assume it’s because other women are “jealous.” (No wonder she’s the only female judge on the show.)

IS “BLACK SWAN” DIRECTOR DARREN ARONOFSKY A WOMAN HATER?

It’s amazing, but Darren Aronofsky has managed to create a ballet movie AIMED AT MEN! “Black Swan” has none of the characteristics a woman would look forward to in a ballet movie – exquisite music and dance sequences, hard working young women with a spirit of camaraderie, the excitement of living in New York as a ballerina, gay male dancers as best friends, a peek inside the world of ballet. What Aronofsky DOES provide is a nightmarish group of backstabbing neurotic (but beautiful and vulnerable) dancers leading dark and dreary lives. With some lesbian sex thrown in “for the boys.” Natalie Portman’s character is on the edge of madness and her self-mutilation sequences are nauseating. Barbara Hershey is photographed in such gruesome unflattering close-ups that she should sue the director. The males in the movie are older and lascivious and in charge. It’s not a pretty picture and it makes one wonder if Aronofsky secretly hates women.