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MICHAEL MADSEN’S LIFE IS FALLING APART
Looks like Michael Madsen is about to hit rock bottom. At 9 PM Wednesday, two policemen went to his Malibu house and arrested him for “trespassing” and brought him out in handcuffs, looking a mess. He was taken to the hospital for two hours and then the police station. Where he had been trespassing and who reported him is not known, BUT perhaps it has something to do with his rocky marriage. He’s been arrested for DUI several times and the Reservoir Dogs actor has lost work because of it. (We loved him in Thelma & Louise) In 2020 he got a star on the Walk of Fame and while making a rambling speech he was surprised to see his wife DeAnna at the ceremony. He became emotional and apologized to her, saying “My dear lovely DeAnna- I miss you so much honey and I’m sorry for all the things that happened in the last few days.” Sounds like they are not living together – maybe SHE called the cops on him. Keep in mind their son Hudson, 26, committed suicide in Hawaii a month ago. Madsen seems badly in need of help – but will he cooperate?
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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
The search is on. This closeted A-list star recently ended a high profile romance with his equally famous girlfriend so now his team is scrambling to score another cutie to tackle those never ending gay rumors. Their playbook is to draft a sexy female public figure to play the role of his girlfriend and their goal is to have the staged paparazzi photos ready by early spring. He’s been linked to models and actresses so this time they’re aiming for a popstar. Ideally they want someone who travels a lot for her career so they won’t actually have to spend that much time together. And yes, the job pays very well.
Guess who!
SELMA BLAIR HAS A NEW BEST FRIEND
Selma Blair can’t wait to introduce you to the new special someone in her life- it’s her handsome service dog Scout. After 18 months, Selma and Scout just graduated from training school and they are now officially a Service Dog Team. For the past few years, the Legally Blonde actress has been suffering from multiple sclerosis and she has good and bad days. Scout not only helps her build stamina and coordination, but he’ll make her life easier by picking up things off the floor, opening doors, etc. Selma says she is SO happy to have him because now she’ll be able to get out of the house more. But she’s warning her friends to please not get excited and run over and pet him while he’s working with her. Selma has a new documentary out called Introducing, Selma Blair detailing her medical challenges.
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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
Although he was never anything more than a plus one, this blast from the past became a household name thanks to his association with a major pop-star. Back in the day you couldn’t pick up a tabloid without seeing their drama plastered everywhere. Once their relationship dissipated so did any interest in him, but not for his lack of trying. He attempted to insert himself into the lives of two other female celebrities but failed. Now that he’s out of the public eye, he spends his time cruising Venice Beach offering down-on-their-luck men a place to couch surf. Once they’re in his home he makes a move, and those who don’t put out get tossed out.
GUESS WHO!
HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
Just when we thought we’d heard it ALL in this messy celebrity breakup, it now seems like we’ve only scratched the surface! We’ve been captivated by the escapades of the male half of this couple, but it turns out the female half has some odd sexual peccadillos of her own! During her seemingly happy marriage, SHE had countless affairs with burly blue collar guys – the type that don’t shop at Brooks Brothers. While her naughty spouse was out tom-catting, SHE was trolling the Home Depot parking lot, picking up day workers to work on HER! Her refined mate knew he didn’t satisfy her appetite for working class guys, so he didn’t care about her indiscretions.
GUESS WHO!
HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
Domestic violence is never a laughing matter, but we can’t help but smirk at this one. This long-suffering wife has put up with more than her share of humiliation, thanks to her powerful and talkative A-list husband. From his very public indiscretions to his toxic tongue, our beauty has been cleaning up his messes for years: BUT NO MORE! Behind closed doors she has started to beat the crap out of him! They couldn’t even attend their annual holiday party because he was so scratched up from her rage. His kids from a previous marriage all know what’s happening, but they stay out of it because she has SO much dirt on THEM that she could reveal! SHE’S THE BOSS now.
HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
This reality show cast member appears to be all about the drama on her series, but it seems her outlandish TV persona is NOTHING compared to what goes on when the cameras aren’t around. Onscreen, she doesn’t hide her love of alcohol, but it’s her love of cocaine that she’s not revealing! While she also claims to be open about her love life, she’s not so forthcoming about her ongoing affair with the eccentric father of one of the world’s most famous music stars – he’s married, so she keeps it hush hush. GUESS WHO!!!
PINK’S GENDER NEUTRAL KIDS ARE LEARNING HOW TO SHOOT GUNS
Suddenly it’s become crystal clear WHY Pink and her motocross husband Carey Hart have split and gotten back together several times- with the help of therapy. Recently Carey posted photos of himself teaching their young children how to use guns! He gave both their kids, Willow, 9, and Jameson, 3, high marks for handling the weapons safely and remarked that he loves the sound of them hitting the target. Pink, who prides herself on raising her children in a gender neutral environment, says that Carey is “a Republican who hates Trump.” They make allowances for each other, and their marriage has lasted 14 years…
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