Toilets

DONALD TRUMP’S PRESIDENTIAL TOILET

As Donald Trump attempts to Make America Great Again, apparently he’s starting with the White House bathrooms. According to my source, Donald wants to remodel the functional but hardly lavish bathrooms in the residential area of the White House. He hopes to decamp to Mar-a-Lago while the renovations take place. This should come as no surprise, as Donald envisions gaudy gold fixtures, marble everywhere and plush towels. While the project hasn’t begun, Donald INSISTED the toilet in HIS suite be replaced on the day he was sworn in.

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JUST ANOTHER DAY ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK

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Something peculiar happened in the Meatpacking District of New York today. Our photographer couldn’t figure out WHY, but people (actors we assume) were seen sitting on toilets with their pants down on the middle of a busy sidewalk. The people were dressed as taxi drivers, police officers, students, and shoppers, and since it was the middle of the afternoon, passers-by were very curious. Does anyone out there know what this is all about?

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