Tanning Bed

TAN MOM PATRICIA KRENTCIL HAD ONE TOO MANY ON A DELTA FLIGHT

It’s about time. At long last the appalling woman known as “Tan Mom,” Patricia Krentcil, has been locked up in detox! She became a loudmouth public figure when she was accused of putting her then five year old daughter into a New Jersey tanning bed. It turned out that Krentcil’s REAL problem is alcohol. This woman has been capitalizing on her fame by making a huge fool of herself doing public appearances and incoherent interviews and nobody stops her. She has FIVE children from the ages of 5 to 19 that she is humiliating and no doubt neglecting. Her so-called husband has remained silent and allowed the circus to continue. This weekend she was intoxicated on a Delta flight in Minneapolis and cops took her to detox. Hopefully, social services will check on her children.

JENNIFER ANISTON IS ADDICTED TO TANNING BEDS

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We’re worried about Jennifer Aniston. Since that health report came out confirming that sunbeds are carcinogenic and considered as dangerous as cigarettes and asbestos, we wonder if Jen will cut back on her constant tanning. It is, after all, the secret to her photogenic tawny complexion. Jennifer has two expensive tanning beds of her own and she tans for filming and all important publicity events. Yes, she is addicted. Just like many celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez and a large number of men. The same people who consider themselves health nuts and wouldn’t THINK of eating a non-organic peach still bake in tanning beds!