Sweat

RODNEY DANGERFIELD HAD NO SHORTAGE OF EGO

Rodney Dangerfield always griped that he got “No respect,” but we suspect he actually had an outsize ego. The Caddyshack comic, who died in 2004 at the age of 83, had been seriously trying to get himself CLONED in his later years! And his widow Joan recalls that when Rodney was performing in Las Vegas he learned that Elvis Presley fans paid top dollar for scarves soaked in the singer’s sweat. Since he was perpetually sweaty, Rodney attempted to sell vials of his own sweat at his shows, but the MGM Grand banned him from doing so. (Can you imagine? – he thought his seat was as desirable as Elvis’s!) Anyway, his wife Joan admitted to Merle Ginsberg at The Hollywood Reporter that she STILL has vials of Rodney’s sweat in her refrigerator.

ROBIN WILLIAMS SWEATS LIKE A RACEHORSE

It’s no surprise that Sarah Michelle Gellar is said to be complaining about her costar Robin Williams on their new CBS series “The Crazy Ones.” Star magazine claims she cannot tolerate his personal hygiene – especially up close under hot lights. Fact is, Robin has always has a BIG problem with profuse sweating. Years ago he used to shop at a very expensive store in San Francisco. Before they would allow him to try on their designer clothes, the clerk would hand him a long sleeve t -shirt to put on first. After he finished shopping they would launder the shirt and have it ready for his next visit. That’s how they solved the sweat problem.