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IS LINDSAY LOHAN STILL STALKING SAMANTHA RONSON?

Lindsay Lohan’s exgirlfriend Samantha Ronson thought she was finally free of her shenanigans when Lindsay checked into Betty Ford. Imagine how appalled she was when Lindsay got sprung and leased the home RIGHT NEXT DOOR to hers in Venice for $7100 a month. (4 bedrooms, 3100 sq ft) Lindsay wanted to get out of Hollywood and CLAIMS she had no idea Sam lived in the mirror image house (above left) next door. The tour busses are clogging up the traffic outside and paparazzi are all over the place. Now Sam can’t walk out of her house without being photographed or asked questions. None of the neighbors are thrilled with the new tenant. Lindsay shrugged “If it’s such a big deal – I’ll move, if I have to.”

WILL BACHELORETTE NICOLE RICHIE EVER GET AROUND TO TYING THE KNOT?

After numerous incorrect predictions, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden still don’t seem to have any concrete wedding plans. They ARE engaged, however, and Nicole has already had her bachelorette party. It was last month in Cabo and Christina Aguilera and Samantha Ronson were among the girls in attendance. THAT must have been a fun weekend. Above, Joel and little Harlow and Nicole carrying Sparrow had a family night at California Pizza Kitchen.

LOCK THE DOORS, HERE COMES LINDSAY!

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Lindsay Lohan is looking a little rough around the edges here. On this particular night she was seen circling her estranged girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house in her car. Eventually she found out which club Sam was at and she went there and followed her home after 2:30 AM. It LOOKS like a fatal attraction, but Samantha isn’t protesting vehemently.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS ATTEMPTING TO GAIN ACCESS TO SAMANTHA RONSON'S HEART THRU HER DOG

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Lindsay Lohan is trying to weasel her way back into Samantha Ronson’s life and she ‘s not above using Sam’s dog to do it. Lohan was seen leaving Samantha’s house at 6:30 AM with Sam’s bulldog Cadillac. A few minutes later Sam left with luggage for the airport in a separate car. It looks like Lindsay is being ever-so-helpful by dog sitting while Sam is out of town working.

LINDSAY LOHAN: CAN EXTENSIONS HEAL A BROKEN HEART?

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Everybody has their own way of dealing with a break-up. Lindsay Lohan stopped moping (and denying that she and Samantha Ronson split) and headed straight for the hair salon. She walked out with an extra-long set of hair extensions. (And she appears to have dropped a few pounds.) Sam, on the other hand, hung out with her buddy (and fellow DJ) Benji Madden, and chatted over coffee in Larchmont Village.

SAMANTHA RONSON'S SPLIT WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WILL COST HER BIG BUCKS

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Samantha Ronson put up with Lindsay Lohan’s histrionics for such a long time: MONEY. (The two are supposedly separated now and the Ronson family is considering getting a restraining order against Lohan.) It’s common knowledge that Sam is the quiet and sensible one, while Lindsay the drama queen, always calling attention to herself. Just last week Sam was DJing at a party and Lindsay made a screaming scene because she saw Sam chatting with some girls. The fact is, Sam’s career depends on Lindsay’s scenes – corporate parties pay Sam $15,000 to $20,000 instead of the usual $5000 per gig because they want Lindsay there. Lindsay and her behavior usually get them a lot of publicity and the corporate name (T- Mobile, for example) gets free press. THAT’S why Sam put up with Lindsay for so long. Finally Sam declared “The bitch is crazy and I can’t deal with this any more!” She must have resigned herself to the pay cut.

LINDSAY LOHAN STILL HAS PLENTY OF SECRETS

Lindsay Lohan may be “out” with her relationship with Sam Ronson, but she’s still in the closet with her substance abuse. Sam was spinning for a lesbian party at the Roxy last Thursday and Lindsay was a huge hit with the gay girls. Many admirers wanted to send her drinks but she told them “I don’t drink, thank you.” At the same time she was sneakily drinking the vodka and red bulls that friends at her table ordered. Lindsay wouldn’t use the public bathroom so the Roxy allowed her to use a backstage band bathroom. A witness says she ran back and forth to her private bathroom all night – at least once every half hour. “It was obvious she wasn’t touching up her makeup.”

WHICH ONE IS LINDSAY LOHAN AND WHICH IS SAM?

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are gradually starting to LOOK alike! Besides sharing the joy of smoking, they’ve started sharing their rock t shirts. Samantha’s getting a trifle more glam, and Lindsay is toning down and wearing less makeup – she’s cut back on the fake eyelashes. Soon it will be hard to tell them apart.

LINDSAY LOHAN: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!

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Lindsay Lohan was assaulted by a gust of wind at the MTV Movie Awards and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson was NOT on hand to hold her skirt down. Lindsay’s had a lot on her mind since OK magazine offered her a million dollars to come out on their cover as a lesbian and talk about her relationship. That’s a LOT of money, but Lindsay’s reticent. Here’s a solution Lindsay: Offer to come out as a PART TIME LESBIAN (like so many of our friends) and collect $500,000!

MICHAEL LOHAN CAN TOLERATE A LOT, BUT HE CAN'T TOLERATE SAMANTHA RONSON

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Lindsay Lohan has been involved in some outrageous behavior involving drugs, booze, extreme partying, multiple romances, driving under the influence etc. However, the thing that REALLY horrifies her father Michael Lohan is, apparently Lindsay’s affection for Samantha Ronson. Michael is SO appalled at the notion of the two girls together that he refuses to LOOK at photographs of them cuddling and insists “it’s a vicious plot to turn me against my daughter.”