Grown Ups 2

WHO ON EARTH IS PAYING TO SEE GROWN UPS 2?

Can somebody please solve the mystery of WHO is buying all those tickets to Adam Sandler movies? Grown Ups 2 was a boxoffice hit this weekend. The bathroom humor appeals to 11 year old boys, but do they really have that much money? This lazy, stupid and abrasive movie has the same gas –passing and lowbrow burping jokes the original had. The Adam Sandler script is horrendous and he must be encouraged to stop writing! We actually like Adam in movies he doesn’t create himself. And we like the collection of comics he surrounds himself with. It’s a CRIME the scripts aren’t better. We couldn’t even sit though a screening of this movie to the end. Who in their right mind is PAYING to see Grown Ups 2?

SPORTS FAN ADAM SANDLER HOLDS UP PRODUCTION TO WATCH RED SOX

Not EVERYONE is happy with the affable Adam Sandler on the set of his currently filming movie Grown Ups 2 on location in Massachusetts. The cast, which includes Chris Rock, Andy Samberg, Salma Hayek, David Spade, Maya Rudolph, Taylor Lautner, and Patrick Schwarzenegger, and most of all, the CREW, are tired of waiting around for Adam. Adam is in the habit of holding up the entire production to go watch a Red Sox game in his TV tent, which has a huge screen playing the game, and several smaller screens showing continuous ESPN and sport events. Sometimes everyone ends up sitting around for around 17 hours straight waiting for Adam, and although they get paid, they’re not thrilled. Adam figures they’re happy getting all that overtime money, but behind his back the crew laments that NOT everyone cares about sports, and they would MUCH rather get the job done and get back to their lives and families.