Dunkirk

DUNKIRK WARNING: TOM HARDY’S FACE IS COVERED THROUGH THE ENTIRE MOVIE!

Let’s be honest – Dunkirk is a movie made BY men, ABOUT men, FOR men. (There’s nary a female onscreen except for a nurse who died immediately) If you like to watch men fighting and torturing each other nonstop – this is your ticket. Director Christopher Nolan apparently realized that he needed a little something to attract a female audience so he included Harry Styles for the young ones and Tom Hardy for adult women. Unfortunately Nolan put Hardy in a plane, wearing a full helmet and face/gas mask for his ENTIRE performance (what a waste!) so we got no satisfaction. We never got to know and feel for the characters, who appeared and died abruptly, – no backstories, no connections, no sentiment. In spite of all that, it was a well-made film with a haunting soundtrack. Just know what to expect before you buy a ticket.

HARRY STYLES VEERS OFF IN ANOTHER DIRECTION – ACTING!

Proving there IS life beyond One Direction, Harry Styles, 22, is making his acting debut in a highly anticipated big budget historical drama-thriller “Dunkirk,” starring everybody’s favorite actor, Tom Hardy. Filming in France, the UK, and Los Angeles has been TOP SECRET and done under code names. Paparazzi managed to sneak a few shots in the last days of shooting and caught Harry looking adorable with his GI haircut and WWII military uniform. You won’t be seeing this until next summer.

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