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CHRIS BROWN: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HANG WITH BLOODS

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Chris Brown is not as smart as he thinks he is, and now he’s paying the price. Naive Chris thought it was cool to hang out with gang members from the Bloods, but they were just WAITING for an opportunity to take advantage of him. When word got out that Chris was paid $50,000 (presumably untaxed) in cash for a club appearance and he stashed the cash in his home safe, the wheels of crime started rolling. Cops believe that Chris’s so called “friends” pulled off the heist. We knew Chris was dumb when he abused Rihanna. We thought he was even dumber when he admitted that he BRED Pit Bulls. But hanging with thugs – that’s REALLY dumb. Hey Chris, it’s never too late to go to college.

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WENDY WILLIAMS IS RIGHT- BEYONCE IS NO GENIUS

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As much as we admire Beyonce, we have to admit Wendy Williams is NOT wrong when she says Beyonce “can’t talk” and sounds like she has a fifth grade education. Beyonce fans are outraged, but take a look at Michael Jackson– his singing and dancing talent was unmatched, but his lack of education made him an awkward and childlike conversationalist. Beyonce concentrated on dancing and singing in school and always had other people taking care of her and her career – first her parents, followed by Jay-Z. At 31, she still sounds like a shy and breathy little girl. So Beyonce will never be offered her own talk show (she’d probably panic at the idea anyway) and Wendy, who CAN talk, has a perfect right to her own opinion.

MILEY CYRUS IS EVEN DUMBER THAN SHE LOOKS

Miley Cyrus, 19, just seems to get dumber every day. First came the stripper pole and lap dances, then photographs of her smoking what is obviously marijuana and her lame denials. Then a photograph of her vulgarly posed with a penis cake. On Facebook she recently defended her pal Demi Moore by scolding the tabloids for assuming that Demi is “on drugs” when “not everyone in Hollywood is ON DRUGS!” Coincidentally or not, Demi, 49, and her daughter Rumer were partying with Miley at her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s birthday party just 9 days before Demi collapsed and both were guzzling Red Bull. Imagine know-it-all Miley denying that Demi uses drugs when it’s an established fact, and she’s already entered rehab! Lying comes easy to Miley since she left the Disney fold. Our advice Miley: get an education!