Disorderly Conduct

DOES EZRA MILLER REALLY SMELL AS BAD AS HE LOOKS?

Okay, we all know that Ezra Miller has behavior problems- he’s been in Hawaii for the past month and has had no less than 10 police complaints against him. When we first saw him in We Need to Talk About Kevin we knew he had a great career ahead of him. And he did. He is now The Flash and might lose everything if he doesn’t get a grip. He’s been cited in Hawaii for disorderly conduct in several bars, resulting in a restraining order, as well as “obstructing a highway.” Naturally Warner Brothers bigwigs are in meetings deciding the fate of his present and future projects. That awful haircut notwithstanding, we are REALLY appalled by the rumor that he SMELLS. A journalist from Gawker interviewed him in 2018 and said he smelled like cigarettes and NOT deodorant. Since then he has gained quite a reputation for reeking. Not a career booster…

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PAUL SIMON AND EDIE BRICKELL’S EMBARRASSING INCIDENT TURNED OUT OK!

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We’ve never seen anyone get out of an embarrassing situation more gracefully than Paul Simon and his wife Edie Brickell. The husband and wife were arrested for disorderly conduct when they had a domestic dispute at their Connecticut home. During an argument, Paul tried to leave and Edie gave him a shove to stop him. He shoved back and called 911. (She’s six inches taller than him and at 47, 25 years younger.) Injuries were very minor and they were both apologetic but cops had to file a report. Later in court there was no name-calling – only hand-holding. Edie said “It was my fault – got my feelings hurt and picked a fight with my husband.” Paul insisted the whole incident was HIS fault. “I hurt her deeply and got what I deserved.” They walked out together still holding hands. How civilized.
Photo: Steve Martin, Paul Simon and Edie Brickell perform at Radio City Music Hall for Children’s Health Fund