Desperate Housewives

ONE TWIN WANTS A DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE OF HIS OWN

Charles and Max Carver play the twin sons of Felicity Huffman’s character on “Desperate Housewives.” (They look like they could be Matt Damon’s younger brothers.) Apparently one of these twins has been captivated by the attractive older women that surround him at work. He pays scant attention to girls his own age, and prefers to spend his free time cruising the internet for sexy OLDER women. This brother boldly pursues decades older women on dating sites, apparently hoping to hook up with his own “desperate housewife.”

MARCIA CROSS LOOKS HAPPIER THAN SHE HAS IN A LONG TIME

She’s got her man back. After a year of cancer treatments, it’s great to see Marcia Cross’s husband Tom Mahoney looking healthy again. “Desperate Housewives” star Marcia looks very content to be just having coffee with him. Is it just us, or does Marcia look like she could be Nicole Kidman’s sister? They both have that long, lean, look and translucent skin.

TERI HATCHER CELEBRATES NOT HAVING SWINE FLU BY SHOPPING AT THE GROVE

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Last week, “Desperate Housewives” star Teri Hatcher was rumored to have swine flu but it turned out to be simply laryngitis. She’s obviously recovered because this week she took her twelve year old daughter Emerson shopping at The Grove. It seems like only yesterday that Teri and Emerson spent a day at the Grove’s American Girl store playing with dolls. But that was two years ago and Emerson has other thing son her mind now. Like fashion.

RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN: SEEING IS BELIEVING

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Richard Chamberlain, 75, made women swoon in the 80’s when he starred in the miniseries “The Thorn Birds.” He’s still living in Hawaii and occasionally appears on TV shows like “Nip/Tuck” and “Desperate Housewives.” He looks good, but we’re curious about his eyesight. He’s WEARING glasses and he has TWO other pairs of glasses hanging around his neck. Lasik surgery might simplify his life.

EVA LONGORIA JUST HAD TO HAVE A SNICKERS BAR

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Sourthwest Airlines passengers at Burbank airport were surprised to see Eva Longoria on their budget flight to Phoenix and she was ALONE and schlepping her own luggage. An airport employee asked for a photo and Eva happily complied. Then she told the employee that she had an “odd request.” Can you give me a DOLLAR?” Eva explained that she wanted to buy a Snickers candy bar in the machine and had no change. The employee insisted on buying her the candy bar and also presented her with some trail mix because it was “healthier.” Observers say Eva was sweet and friendly to all.

MARCIA CROSS'S HUSBAND IS BEING TREATED FOR CANCER

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“Desperate Housewives” star Marcia Cross always looked cool and collected like she had the perfect life: successful career, married in 2006, and twins almost two years old. Now we find out her husband Tom Mahoney has been battling cancer of an undisclosed nature. They were photographed at St John’s hospital last week. Her life isn’t as perfect as it seemed and we wish them both well.

RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN IS OUT IN THE OPEN

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Richard Chamberlain and his longtime boyfriend Martin Rabbett were caught in the act of strolling in New York. “The Thorn Birds” heart throb, who came out of the closet in 2003 when he published his biography “Shattered Love,” appeared on “Desperate Housewives” last season. He played Lynette (Felicity Huffman’s) gay stepfather.

NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN: THERE IS LIFE AFTER MICHAEL BOLTON

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Say what you will about Nicollette Sheridan – she’s an amazing looking woman. This is a still from this season’s Desperate Housewives which is flash-forwarding to the year 2013. Things have changed a lot and everyone is older but Nicollette’s character still has exhibitionistic tendencies which are revealed by this leopard car washing outfit.