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Britney Spears’ British paparazzo “boyfriend” Adnan Ghalib is living high on the hog since he moved into Brit’s Malibu house, but he DOES have responsibilities. Sources say he is now working as Britney’s personal assistant and driver/bodyguard. He’s also been cleaning her house and running errands, for which Britney supposedly pays him “thousands of dollars” a week. As a side job, he’s said to be peddling off the record interviews to magazines for $1000 and up. And Britney’s English accent gets more pronounced every day. If Ghalib is a Muslim, what’s the deal with the crosses?
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A demonic spirit has entered Brit, causing her to talk with an English accent. Don’t laugh; there have been documented stories of spirits entering a (shall we say) somewhat disturbed mind and manifesting in different voices. We all know that Adnan is the no good of all no goods, and she continues on a downward spiral of unbelievable proportions. Something very very big is bound to happen soon.
The English accent can be attributed to mixing any number of good drugs with a decent quantity of alcohol (anyone who used to frequent The Starwood parking lot in the 70’s will understand) As for the Muslim sporting rosaries, I hear Britney has non-stop Madonna videos playing in her home and hotel rooms (background atmosphere for the drug binges) so she makes Adnan wear them to show him who’s really in control of this party.
What an idiot she has become. Is this her way of making sure she never gets her kids back? What other explanation could there be for her bizarre behavior. Imagine sleeping with the enemy who is still trying to sell pics of her and her kids. Pity they were not able to keep her for 6 months. I feel so sorry for those kids. Thank God Kevin has them
ding dang it and cheerio, y’all!
Sad, but one way or another, he is going to make soooo much money off her.
this is just amaaaaazing:
SHE REALLY BELIEVES SHE IS able to look SEXY, unbelievible!!
This Adnan guy is actually Osama Bin Laden’s son.
How did he weasel himself in her life? Why would he? MONEY Where is Madonna when she needs her someone needs to step in and help her, she lost her kids and next she’ll lose all her money and be living in the streets.
When she gets sick of him, and tell him to shove off, Can you imagine all the pictures he has probably taken of her when she passed out from her drug/drinking beinges, not going to be pretty for ole Brit Brit, however, he stands to makes thousands and thousands..
Hey 2:03pm, LOL. I was there back in the day. Starwood, Roxy, Whiskey, Gazzari’s, … “Quaalude party in the parking lot..” And lots of guys who looked just like Adnan. Sigh…
PS Hi Gerard – love the comments
well at least this guy works unlike K-ass, britney is a productive of a medical system that dishes out prescription drugs all too freely especially to celebrities. these “stars” need to wake up and get off the junk, I have been to the dr. so many times and immediately they would try to dispense xanax and other weird stuff. I am glad I can think for myself or else I would be just as doped up as some of these people. didnt any of them read valley of the dolls. ugh. I wish I could help this girl, you can criticise her all you want but she is a good person that has lost her way as we all do from time to time.
I know sometimes some people really need all of those pills but this new medical system wants us all doped up so that the govt can do anything they want to us. big brother is watching you baby.
OK…to review. She has two of the cutest (and good) boys ever. She has a spacious mansion and tons of money. When they were really little and cute, instead of staying home for at least 6 nights a week and playing with them, she is out partying all night, sleeping til 3:00 p.m. and same thing again. That in itself is unbelievable. Then to take up with this bum is truly beyond belief. It may be too late.
She should be thanking the Almighty Lord for healthy kids and for all her many blessings.
Please. Madonna bolted from Britney as soon as she saw Britney loosing the popular vote. The day Madonna endorsed Britney was a sad day in Madonna Fandom. Britney is Whitney withouta tan.
Please. Madonna bolted from Britney as soon as she saw Britney loosing the popular vote. The day Madonna endorsed Britney was a sad day in Madonna Fandom. Britney is Whitney withouta tan.
Please. Madonna bolted from Britney as soon as she saw Britney loosing the popular vote. The day Madonna endorsed Britney was a sad day in Madonna Fandom. Britney is Whitney withouta tan.
Please. Madonna bolted from Britney as soon as she saw Britney loosing the popular vote. The day Madonna endorsed Britney was a sad day in Madonna Fandom. Britney is Whitney withouta tan.
Good one, Anon 4:40.
She is having Adnan’s baby; this will make for even bigger news than what she has already done. Much bigger. They deserve each other. Maybe two rotten humans will bring out the best in each other, (that is if they have any ‘best’).