ASHLEY AND MARY-KATE OLSEN: DOUBLE-OH-SEVEN

double-oh-seven.jpgIntroducing the new Bond Girls: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen! One of the producers (who happens to be a female) of Daniel Craig’s next James Bond movie is very impressed with Ashley and Mary-Kate and really wants them in the 22nd 007 movie scheduled to start filming in 2008. The Olsens would be the first set of Bond twins. The producer is making the offer as appealing to the girls as possible – there will be no nudity or sex scenes. And the twins will play good girls – not villains. (ER’s Goran Visnjic is set to play a villain) The Olsens are seriously considering the offer. In the photo above, we’ve taken the liberty of morphing the twins photos with Bond girl Ursula Andress to give you a preview of what’s to come.

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51 thoughts on “ASHLEY AND MARY-KATE OLSEN: DOUBLE-OH-SEVEN

  1. they are not serious, are they? lollipop sticks cannot exude sex appeal.

  2. uuuggghhhh, what a waste.
    I cant think who would be the perfect compliment to the very YUMMY Daniel Craig’s Bond…..i am so sick of the halle berry, jessica beil, jessica alba…

  3. to the previous 3 post – itz….GET A NEW LIFE w/o your TIRED BITTERNESS!!!!

  4. I just can’t wrap my head around them doing adult movies. Old shows dies hard. 🙂

  5. They better start eating at least a sandwich everyday. Bobblehead on a toothpick is not sexy. Good girl OR bad girl.
    There are some hotter twins somewhere in this world that they can use instead.

  6. I could totally see this. Bond wants to attract a younger audience. That explains it.

  7. but who are the fans of these two aline looking children?

  8. Daniel’s steely blue eyes alone would snap those two in half. NEXT……

  9. Daniel’s steely blue eyes alone would snap those two in half. NEXT……

  10. ANOREXIC, MONKEY FACED,
    GREAZY HAIRED “BOND GIRLS”!
    WHAT WILL BE NEXT?

  11. Just goes to show you that many in Hollyweird really do not know talent. IF they end up using these two ugly and untalented smurfs, they will not only ruin the movie but effectively make Bond a joke.

  12. sex is not what sells today,sultry and mysterious is now on the agenda.
    bulldozer

  13. Why! Why! Why! BOND GIRLS ARE HOT AND SEXY!!!! NOT UGLY!!

  14. The bond girl should be a reagular person. She shouldn’t be a so call Hollywood star.

  15. The bond girl should be a reagular person. She shouldn’t be a so call Hollywood star.

  16. I think that this would be a great addition to the Bond franchise. For once, they would use a bond girl that was actually thin.

  17. it would be terrible. the girls may be “hollywood stars” but i havent seen them make a decent movie- ever. not only can they not act; they are no where close to what a bond girl should be like. that would be the end of bond.

  18. I like the idea.
    Watch them grow up!
    They have kept a low profile
    unlike Paris, Lohan, Britney.
    If that is them in photo,
    they do look good.
    Go for it Olsens!

  19. I like the idea.
    Watch them grow up!
    They have kept a low profile
    unlike Paris, Lohan, Britney.
    If that is them in photo,
    they do look good.
    Go for it Olsens!

  20. Lets get real bond girls. please please please not them

  21. what janet charlton will say to be noticed. i guess the green hair is no longer working?

  22. If the want to keep killing the franchise this could be the item that will make Sean, Roger,Ian and John Gardener all roll over after death

  23. If the want to keep killing the franchise this could be the item that will make Sean, Roger,Ian and John Gardener all roll over after death

  24. Isn’t it amazing what an airbrush can do to a photo?

  25. Bond girls ought to be sexy. Calling these two sexy is like calling Paris Hilton an actress. Are the prerequesites having to go through therapy or rehab?

  26. I like it! The younger folks will get to know Bond and I would like to see the girls in something serious and produced well for once.

  27. Oh geeze. This HAS to be a joke. Who would actually go to see it with these two in it?

  28. Will they be the shortest bond girls ever? Interesting, midget bond girls…

  29. They could be Pussy Galores long lost neices….minus the good looks, and tits, and talent,,,,,er,,and sexy voice,,,shapely figures,,,,intelligence,,,,,,crap….nevermind.

  30. rrrright….what is this? 007 and the troll contingency. what’s next britney spears portraying mother teresa?

  31. my original post was edited….so much for real opinions on this board. More like what she wants you to read.

  32. Wow, what a great way to convince me to not watch the film.
    Can’t be true though, surely the producers can’t be that stupid.
    Got to be Olsen publicist trying to make out like they’re serious actors.

  33. Janet this is nonsense. Stop making up lies about a respectful series you have no clue about.

  34. janet, another blog, Dlisted gave you credit the other day for breaking this story…i think it was for this one, anyhow..i wasnt sure if you knew. ;o)

  35. I like that ! It’s original and they’re very good actress and beautifuls

  36. Give them both a hair makeover…
    I mean, make their hair look like Shakira’s, this will turn those two ladies into foxes over night as that straight hair is so boring.

  37. Too bad it’s another rumor started by Ms Charlatan that turned out to be false.

  38. may it never happen. Someone says it’s false, but you never know, and if it happens, i’ll never going to see that movie, even if it was the best Bond Movie ever.

  39. JANET CHARLTON IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR. WHY WOULD BARBARA BROCCOLI (ONE OF THE PRODUCERS) EVER WANT NO-TALENT ASS-CLOWNS LIKE THE OLSEN TWINS IN A BOND FILM? BOND IS TOO GOOD FOR SHITTY ACTRESSES LIKE THEM.

  40. It’s so hard to watch the Full House series, and compare the sweet innocent little girls with these hardcore messed up adults.

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