The first thing that caught our eye in this photo is Andrew Dice Clay’s companion’s adorable handbag. We are SO tired of celebrities flaunting those dead serious and absurdly expensive designer bags. It turns out the Dice man’s “companion” is his ex-wife turned girlfriend Valerie Vasquez. Clay, 59, met the makeup artist eight years ago – they got married for four years, and then got a divorce “to save their relationship.” (“Too much pressure!”) They’ve been inseparable ever since, and Dice insists “we’re made for each other,” despite the fact that Valerie is 25 years younger.
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just stick to the past.
How this talentless buffoon ever got hired is a mystery
He sucks. He sounds stupid.
The Purse sucks. It looks like something a little kid would put her doll and crayons in.