Seems like EVERYBODY is in St Barts this week! Designer Marc Jacobs, 52, and his on-again off-again boyfriend Lorenzo Martone, 36, definitely look on again. They’ve been together for most of seven years and Lorenzo is not a bad catch – he’s a creative business man and owns the Martone Cycling Company. They make designer bikes beautiful enough to store in New York apartments. (In the $1000 range,) As you can see Marc once again has leapt at the opportunity to wear something with an edge – this time it’s tropical satin shorts.
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Tropical satin shorts? Makes no sense. They’re either those bad girls Poly and Ester, or silk. In either case, not cool in the tropics. Ah, the girl must suffer for fashion.
I have to agree with Bluejay. They look like they just grabbed a hot meal at YMCA & some new threads at the Salvation Army.
I honestly do not know who has the ugliest shorts. Although, from the waist down, Martone looks like my neighbor lady next door that wears bizarre loungewear while clipping her hedge.
stuffed shorts.
no class.
Gobbers at play! How much overpriced junk was purchased by the gullible to fund this vacation?
xyz – r u jealous of Marc’s success???
How come Marc’s fat bf has a tight camel toe? That is foul, everyone knows fat dudes become exes in the gay community, even old gays know they gotta keep it right, keep it tight.
Who cares about the Gay Army (besides Angelo, little Bob, and the Pied Piper)?