TOM CRUISE HAS MANY REASONS TO BE HAPPY

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Tom Cruise looks pleased as punch as he leaves his New York apartment in the company of David and Victoria Beckham. He took them to a matinee of Katie’s play “All My Sons.” We’re not sure if Tom looks pleased because he’s proud of Katie’s work, or because just being with the Beckhams means he’s pulling them closer to Scientology.

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  1. Here’s hoping that Anon @ 2:00PM and “Lady” @ 3:13PM, who are clearly too stupid to reproduce, have undergone successful sterilizations.
    And now to the subject at hand: Tom’s confidence always soars when he wears the shoes with the 3-inch lifts.

  2. If the Beckhams are as stupid as they look, then they have already joined Scientology. Score two more for Satan.

  3. Katie should have listened when Nicole tried to warn her about the SCI-midget. But she thought she was sooo in love with him…look at me I caught the big fish. She should know by now that his first love is recruiting big names like Beckham into this huge satan-controlled cult. Google Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard. Wonder why stars don’t read up on it before pumping big bucks into it. How could they be so dumb, but they are.

  4. Why does Tom always look like he’s wearing some little boy’s clothes, they always look too small or too tight for him.

  5. I still say that although David is as dumb as a sack full of hammers, Posh is way too smart to be taken in by the Scienos. There’s no way she’ll let them get the Beckham fortune. Team Posh!
    Oh, and Tom looks like he’s wearing little boy clothes because he has to shop in the little tyrant section of the store.

  6. EXACTLY…THEY TAKE A BIG CUT…5 MILLION PER YEAR…I’VE READ…

  7. Scientology is no more wackier than Christianity and it’s big bag of magic tricks: Wilting bushes by staring at them, waking on water, virgin births and waking from the dead. Jesus was bigger than David Blaine and Criss Angel.

  8. Re: Gerard Vandenberg
    Yes there is, in Tommy’s pocket. Or Vicky’s purse.

  9. 11:55 PM is blatant blasphemy. Maybe the writer should Google Xenu and see if that makes more sense than the Cross.

  10. His movie is about to bomb on x-mas. that’s nothign to be proud of.

  11. Once you do anti american movies your career won’t come back from that. Americans take offense to to insulting our troops. Ask Rees W. , Clooney, Ryan Phillipi, …

  12. Why no comments on the place they are staying? It’s owned by the Scientology group. Since they appreciate any publiicty, why not mention the Cruises Stay FREE!

  13. Why no comments on the place they are staying? It’s owned by the Scientology group. Since they appreciate any publiicty, why not mention the Cruises Stay FREE!

  14. Tom looks happy because: he just switched on his vibrating butt plug.

  15. The bottom line of the whole damn thing: Cruise is a cocky little faggot bastard. And very short of stature I might add, which is a source of endless irritation to him. He would no doubt pony up untold million$ for 4 or 5 more inches (of height that is) tee hee.

  16. I would love to see a GOOD Tom Cruise movie, I miss him as a movie star.
    That’s is what I like about Tome Cruise is his movies. To me a little mystery is good for him, he wears it better, then being open Tom or pimp his baby Tom.

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