ASHTON KUTCHER: POP FICTION GETS DUMBER EVERY DAY

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To Ashton Kutcher’s dismay, no one was fooled by Audrina Patridge’s contrived visit to the Black Wave tattoo shop. To his credit, Ashton did manage to get another publicity hungry celebrity to cooperate for his Pop Fiction show. (He sets up photo ops and hopes gossip mags or websites will jump to conclusions)
A mob of paparazzi followed Audrina to the tattoo parlor and she emerged with an arm full of Asian lettering which will no doubt wash off in the next few days. This time the paparazzi guessed right away it was a set-up, but the photos are fun, anyway. With nobody falling for his lame stunts, what will happen to Pop Fiction?

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14 thoughts on “ASHTON KUTCHER: POP FICTION GETS DUMBER EVERY DAY

  1. “Charlie didn’t get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory. “

  2. the show will not last!, and besides he’s ugly and dumb looking, demi deserves him!

  3. It’s getting old. Punkd was funny and it seems to me that he’s just recycling ideas. BORING! Hate to say it, but marrying Demi killed his career. Play with kids your own age! Leave mommy to play with daddy.

  4. Demi must be hitting Ashton up for his share of the mortgage.
    It’s the only way to explain his succession of lame programming ventures.

  5. Audrina should enlist in the US Army, where her plain looks would be appreciated.

  6. Here is another dumb jock that won’t grow up until it’s too late.. and will resort to Jackass stunts for attention.

  7. If Ashton really wanted to pull a great prank, he’d get himself caught screwing George Clooney in the rearend in a bathroom stall in some skanky hollywood club!

  8. You mean that Audrina’s tats aren’t real?? What’s this world coming to anyway, next you’ll probably try to tell us that Jimmy Kimmel isn’t really kcuf-ing Ben Affleck!

  9. The biggest joke was played on ashton when he got stuck with demi mold. I hope he has that footage.

  10. That ashtin kucher isn’t quite the brightest one himself.
    We won’t even argue the mongol willis her mother!!

  11. Demi is fast becoming ‘the Mama Figure’…and…Ashton is fast becoming ‘the little mischevious kid’. Will Mama start spanking Baby if he keeps acting so childish? Love, love, love it!!!

  12. How much long will Silicone & Tape hold together Demi?
    Will Ashton really be pimp’in a hot grandma?
    Is that really Mr. Potato Head’s love child?
    So many questions…

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