It’s hard to imagine, but Ellen DeGeneres lives in almost unbelievable luxury. But she’s fickle – after only four years of perfecting her surroundings, she has put her Beverly Hills house on the market for 60 million dollars. Ellen bought the 12,000 square foot main house in 2007 for 29 million dollars, and it seems to have EVERY luxury imaginable. In 2008 she paid 8.5 million for the house that shared her driveway and promptly bulldozed it to expand her views. That same year she bought another neighboring house for 5 million, and a month later she bought a fourth house for 5.5 million that overlooked her pool area “for privacy” so Portia can sunbathe topless. Did Ellen FINALLY have her “dream house?” Apparently not. She put the main house up for sale for 49 million and the whole compound for 60 million. A bargain. (Click HERE for more photos at Real Estalker)
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Think about that next time you see her in a makeup commercial. Does she really need more money to support her shameful lifestyle?
Portia must have been though up. There could be no more frightening sight than for a woman to see Ellen, nude and turned on, coming at her with her strap on all ready!
Send her to Gay Island!
Ellen’s housing obsession seems to have coincided with her relationship with Anne Heche: She sold the house she loved at the time and bought another that she and Anne could own together.
Then with every successive relationship and breakup—Alexandra Hedison was to be her next house, er, lover—came more real estate.
Now she has, apparently, ONE Birkin handbag, that she actually uses, and which shows wear; a couple Porsches, and a multiple house—one to match every pantsuit.
Her property tax bills must be UNREAL.
And speaking of Porsches, er rather, Portia—oh to hell with it, real name, Mandy Rogers:
Does she get harder looking with every new photo, or what?
Meanwhile, Ellen’s face is as smooth and as glowing as a baby’s bottom.
Mandy probably thinks she doesn’t need any work since she’s “so much younger than Ellen.”
She’d be wrong. 🙂
Ach! Shoulda been “multiple houses”
let’s agree with her.
……….SHE STICKS WITH THE FUNDIMENTALS.
Agree, Mandy gets rougher looking w/ each picture. Ellen and Hillary Clinto must have the same pant suit maker (and genes. We know who Ellen is banging, but what about Hillary?
Two lovely, successful women who love and adore each other very much. They cause no harm to anyone, they are living their life in honesty and integrity.
How wonderful for them that God has blessed them with each other and a life together.
Their love will overcome the jealous hate that small minded bigots expound.
@Chicagoland
OMG. I’m thinking the same thing. Portia, uh, Mandy used to be such a cutie. I’m looking at this thinking, ‘is that… is that Portia? What the hell happened?’… LOL.
She’s just getting older thats all. More power to them!
if it was MEor my family…. i might love it but i think for ANY human to be paid this obscene amount of money to support this vulgar totally UNNECESSARY lifestyle is well…..OBSCENE…..conspicuous consumption anyone??
i am sure she laughs all the way to the bank but she really is NOT THAT FUNNY….go figure…
Rosie O, also, made a SHITLOAD of cash from her day time show as well…so, they both have fuck everyone money not just fuck you money…. Ro said as much, she doesn’t ever have to work again…..lucky HER. or THEM…yet there they all are up in our faces all the time anyway….
MEH.
a bargain at 60 mill??? for WHO???
something is wrong in this world when people like this are compensated as such…very very wrong…..the rich get richer indeed….
Johnnie Walker: I agree with you completely except you the “God” part, but that’s okay you aren’t crashing me over the head with it.
Chicagoland: just as your moniker HERE is not your “real name” Portia has every right to change her name, legally or otherwise. Why would it be of concern to YOU?
Myself, I think it’s rediculous to buy up so much property. Ellen USED to live somewhat modestly, as I recall her giving a video your of her home which seemed to be of the 1930’s Mexican-American California style. I don’t watch her tv show but HAVE watched her comedy show several time, specials they were and she was great in them. I remember when she first came out and she seemed almost timid, it was an appealing part of her comedy.
Has anyone noticed that the two of them seem to be morphing into each other?
In fact, I think Ellen is now the prettier of the two. All Portia needs is the long pants and she can give the dress to Ellen.
zbut I wish them a long happy life together and wish they’d BOTH eat a bit more, they seem to be disappearing.
re the strom strap on comment
i remembered reading on hollywood farm girls blog about how she was sent her ex’s sex toys by mistake at her house so she left a message for melissa (etheridge) that she had her “new box of dicks” for her…… lovely.!!
Aren’t we all getting older? I think Portia looks fabulous and Ellen glows. I believe it comes from living your life in the open and being comfortable in your own skin.
I can’t believe 2 people would want a house or houses that big unless they had extended family living with them, but to each her own.
A few months ago, Oprah had on these two as her guests, and they told in detail how they met and fell in love. Then Oprah replayed their entire wedding, with Portia in a $$$ gown and ellen in a white tux. Oprah was salivating and her big butt was practically jumping up and down in her chair. I think she was hoping for a few pointers from ellen, as I’m sure she is looking for new and better ways to please her lover, Gayle King.
Now hang on a minute there, Reta.
No need to get up on your hind legs about this!
I was merely pointing out a verifiable fact about Portia’s name, because, trust, when the divorce comes you’ll be hearing it A LOT (and since Ellen now owns half of LA, that break-up is going to be a DOOZY, no?).
All of the legal paperwork will read, “Portia Degeneres aka Portia Di Rossi-Degneres aka Portia Di Rossi aka Mandy Rogers, etc.”
Now as for my making mention of it, no criticism intended! In fact, I quite like the name.
In an old-style-Hollywood way, it is EXACTLY the name someone would choose who wanted to get the hell out of Upper Butt-crack, New South Wales, Australia.
And she did! 🙂
Regarding MY name, as my folks tell it, they just wanted me to stand out in the classroom—you know, be recognized in a sea of little Miamis and San Franciscos, the Biloxis and Sheboygans—all the trendy names of the day; so all thanks go to them. 🙂
Christine told the truth. Hillary Clinton was getting very wet also at the same time.
Reta, go roll my blunt and fix me a sammich.
I am detecting a wee bit of jealousy on this post. I think the name for what Ellen is doing is called Real Estate buying/selling investments. If some sucker has 60 mil to drop on her pad, so what. Sounds like a smart move to me. Take the money Ellen & Portia, and run, fast!
Or is the fact that Ellen Degeneres is a lesbian, that has peoples feathers so ruffled?
Ellen always makes me laugh. Hope everything is going well in her life. Wonder where she is wanting to move now?
I bet I could live a year on what she puts in her change jar!!! LOL
Walt, Ellen is putting two Bolivian orphans through Harvard—with the money collected from between her sofa cushions. 😉
Off Topic: Just read that Marilyn Monroe would have been *gulp* 85 today.
Portia looks like h-ell. Fuzz-bumpin must wear you out.
courtney cox did and does the same thing…..when she started getting the big money she started buying and flipping houses and she has a ton of money….
as far as jealousy? why bother? there will always be famous and not rich and not them and us….whatever….
it’s been proven over and over than being disgustingly wealthy is no guarantee
of having a long happy or wonderful life…not by a long shot.
no, ellen is NOT funny.. maybe 30 yrs ago when she was starting out she was, but now? NOT SO MUCH.
then again, they aren’t paying her all that money to be funny…..wait…
Have to admit, this is not her best picture.
Back in the late 90’s, before she was out officially, one of the tabs (think it was the “Globe”) published photos of Portia and her then-girlfriend in a series of very passionate embraces.
I still remember how beautiful those images were, because neither she nor the girlfriend (who was the step-daughter of Ringo Starr) looked liked they weighed more than 90 pounds. Portia was at her most attractive then (which is not to say that she’s overweight now, she just isn’t as pretty, IMHO).
Anyway, the two were apparently so besotted with one another that they had actually stepped off into a little alleyway in Beverly Hills and were completely entwined—oblivious to everything going on around them.
Portia with her masses of blonde hair and the girlfriend with her equally long black hair—they made quite a couple and the photos were stunning.
I’m a firm believer that those pics gave Portia’s career an enormous boost.
(The girlfriend got dropped like a hot Fukushima brick the minute Ellen came calling.)
Oh yeah by the way:
GO CANUCKS GO!!!
They had stalkers intrude and the place is too rambling, too expensive to maintain and can’t ever provide proper security, even if you do have alarms, and dogs and guards around.
Mona Garrett: Mona, I remember those pictures in one of the rag mags. (I must have a photographic memory…lol) I can see them wrapped up in each other now, in an alley, both with long flowing hair.
BTW, no one believes what the Bible says about lesbian/homosexuals, so why bother.
No, Indy, most of us DON’T care, we want equality for all bottom line! I’m glad these two are happy and hpe that lasts but I think having all that enormous property may just pry them apart with the stress of it all. A nice, quiet life alone, with their pets and no stress and lots of freee time is the secret. I think they may be dooming themselves with that humongous “house”.
RN u stupid!!! But so right, oh but wait, can u help it bust nut and make it shut up with it’s nonsensical drivel. Commenting on someone’s sign in name really? Apparently, she still didn’t get any cock.
I think a lot of people are selling now because they fear losing big on real estate in the future. Nobody needs a house that big. She should rent it to a charity for 1 dollar a year and buy her and Portia a nice little bungalow somewhere.
If I had a spare $60 mil and it gets all day sun, i would buy it. I love it.
She can afford all this land and house, so let her, why should we care.
you are so right Palermo ! as we speak…uh….type…..read…i myself am heavy into the mental “i won’t think about how much i owe on my mortgage and i won’t worry about losing my house” frame of mind so
screw those ladies with lots O homes!!!
NOT caring an iota about their real estate holdings!
See what the lezzies look like at 60 and its a fright. Portia is already looking freaky,,,,probably from all the nights w/ Ellen and Ellen was never funny anyway but fooled many people…..she will be a real freak at 60 w/o a lot of work.
Mandy is the sneaky one in the family. She is willing to be done by Ellen as often as necessary so long as she sticks around for a nice settlement when they break up. She is becoming very hawk faced and as was mentioned moved on when she smelled the Ellen’s career was on the rise. She can ride her horses and sunbathe and wait for Ellen to come home all horned up and ready for action. Much like Queen latifah and her “trainer”. Hillary and Oprah are more jealous every day.
Satan just loooves lesbians and more than that, he loves to pull the wool over stupid bleeding liberals who think this lifestyle is A.O.K. J.D. is coming.
Christine, really, Satan loves lesbians?!
Cause…I kinda roll with Satan and he hasn’t mentioned this yet.
Duh, imho and the Bible’s opinion, lesbos/queers will be shaking hands with Satan at J-Day.
Mr. Patrick, I’m sure you want to take back that statement. You do not want to ‘roll with Satan’. You’re just jerking us around and are on this site just for kicks, right?
No Indy! I actually work for him, on the payroll you know. He has stationed me here to win YOU personally over to the dark side. YOU and your 34C’s, Christine are a special pet project of his.
Sweet dreams.
Enough of the gays and lesbians…the Germans have the problem figured out:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,766281,00.html
Fucking faggots, gays, lesbians, queers, fairies, whatever you want to call them will burn in hell. The Bible says so. Also, all fag enablers and fag lovers will burn in hell with them. Hear that, whore Kelly Ripa, a #1 fag lover.