Sex Change

MORE MONEY THAN COMMON SENSE?

BEFORE

DURING

AFTER

Twenty years ago, Brazilian Rodrigo Alves, who apparently has money to burn, decided to spruce up his looks with plastic surgery in hopes of looking like a “human Ken doll.” After spending half a million dollars on dozens of surgeries, and over 10 years under the knife, he admitted he REALLY wanted to resemble a Barbie Doll! It cost him another half million dollars to switch sexes and become Jessica Alves. He’s 40 now and we think he looks WAY beyond Barbie. He says he’s through with plastic surgery and will only spend money to “slow the ageing process.” Alves is now “looking for love” and laments that he is “sapiosexual” – that means sexually attracted to very intelligent people. But will intelligent people be attracted to Alves?

Bottom Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

6 Comments

IS RICHARD SIMMONS LIVING AS A FEMALE?

The National Enquirer dropped a BOMBSHELL today and it was almost like old times! The tabloid says Richard Simmons, 68, has been out of sight because he’s been having hormone treatments and secret surgeries to turn himself into a WOMAN! That explains a LOT! They claim he is now living as a female and calling himself Fiona. The Enquirer says lately he’s been going in and out of his house totally unrecognized. (She might be the woman next to you in the supermarket!) Apparently they have juicy photos to illustrate the story. And this scoop could easily be TRUE – remember the Enquirer wrote about Bruce Jenner having a sex change for YEARS before it happened! And the fact that the Enquirer’s lawyers okayed this headline story is another indication that it’s most likely accurate. If Richard wants to live as a woman – you go, girl! Live and let live! Can a reality show be far behind?

9 Comments

THIS IS HOW BRUCE JENNER WILL LOOK AS A WOMAN

AG068354_06huntcut

Omigosh! We just had a premonition of what Bruce Jenner hopes to look like after his sex change. Oops- we mean “gender reassignment.” Helen Hunt was photographed waiting for a light to change in Brentwood, looking casual and athletic, and her resemblance to Bruce is startling. Until we saw this pic we couldn’t imagine what Bruce might look like – but it could be he’s aiming for an older version of Helen Hunt. And that’s not a bad thing.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

19 Comments

BRUCE JENNER’S TRANSITION: KRIS WILL NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY

bruce-face-vh1-cut

No one gets a bigger kick out of Bruce Jenner’s sex-change torment than his ex-wife Kris. If Bruce is NOT headed toward transgenderville, Kris could have nipped the rumors in the bud after he had his Adam’s apple surgery. She just giggled and didn’t say a word. As the long hair and nail polish fueled more rumors, Kris scoffed at the stories but didn’t downright deny them. Now that Bruce is on the cover of In Touch and they photoshopped makeup on his face, Kris manages to be politically correct and still implicate Bruce by saying “It’s just mean- whether or not it’s true!”

20 Comments

ELLE FANNING AS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE

129283PCN_Generations05cut

The last time you saw Elle Fanning, 16, was probably in Maleficent where she played the angelic blonde Princess Aurora. She’s currently filming “Three Generations” with Naomi Watts and Susan Sarandon – it’s about a family adjusting to Elle’s character transitioning from a teenage girl to a teenage boy. Her mother played by Watts, and her grandmother played by Sarandon, struggle to reconcile to the idea. Elle was photographed on the set in short hair and a suit. Somehow she reminds us of Warren Beatty and Annette Bening’s transitioning daughter.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

14 Comments

BRUCE JENNER LOOKS A LITTLE LESS MASCULINE TODAY

AG042477_01

Everything Bruce Jenner does seems to reinforce suspicion that he is considering a sex change. In fact, he seems quite irritable and hormonal on Keeping Up With the Kardashians lately. In this case, a photographer caught him leaving the Meche Salon in Beverly Hills and noticed that he had his long hair tucked up under his baseball cap. But most peculiar of all, Bruce tried to keep his chest turned AWAY from the paparazzi. The pap got this side view as Bruce ducked into his car, and we have to admit it looks odd.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

16 Comments

LANA WACHOWSKI: WELCOME TO THE FEMALE GENDER

#lanawachowski #janetcharlton

Ever since we heard that one of the Wachowski brothers (they did the Matrix trilogy) was having gender reassignment, we’ve been curious to see the newly minted person. Andy Wachowski’s younger brother Larry is now Lana Wachowski and the brothers, along with German director Tom Tykwer, wrote and directed “Cloud Atlas.” The above photo features Andy on the left, Lana in the middle and Tykwer on the right. And Lana looks like a real hipster girl! Lana is the happiest she’s ever been in her life and she looks great. Good for her.

49 Comments

ANNETTE BENING HAS AGREED TO PAY FOR HER DAUGHTER’S SEX CHANGE SURGERY

Annette Bening has learned to accept her daughter Kathlyn’s desire for a sex change, and she is going to pay for it. According to The Enquirer, Warren Beatty has yet to come to terms with Kathlyn’s decision and wants to put off the inevitable as long as possible. The 18 year old college student is already calling herself “Stephen” in preparation for the gender reassignment surgery but didn’t know how she was going to pay for it. She wants to get it over with as soon as she can. Annette is helping to research the best doctors and options and she’s pushing Warren to accept his new “son.”

33 Comments

WARREN BEATTY’S DAUGHTER KATHLYN IS PLANNING A SEX CHANGE OPERATION

It’s time for Warren Beatty and Annette Bening to have a heart to heart talk with Cher. The Beatty’s oldest daughter Kathlyn, wants to be a man and is determined to have a sex change operation as soon as possible. The National Enquirer reported that Warren is crushed and doesn’t know what to do. (Little did former lothario Warren suspect fatherhood would be SO complicated!) Kathlyn’s been talking about changing her gender for years and plans to take matters into her own hands now that she’s 18. She is currently attending college dressed as a boy named “Stephen.” Cher’s daughter Chastity went through this surgery and Chaz seems to be living happily ever after.

31 Comments

MATT LAUER’S ACCUSED MISTRESS USED TO BE A MAN!

Nothing makes a cheating scandal more sensational than a female who used to be a man! Matt Lauer was accused by the Enquirer of cheating with a woman named Alexis Houston who claimed to be Whitney’s cousin. As it turns out, Page Six has revealed that Alexis is neither related to Whitney OR 100% female. In 1996 Whitney took legal action against a man who called himself Wellington Houston and used her famous name for fraudulent purposes. Since then he changed his sex and continues to claim he/she is Whitney’s cousin. How “Alexis” managed to insert himself into the Matt Lauer cheating accusations is unknown, but we’re sure he’s loving every minute of it. Alexis held a press conference with Gloria Allred (did SHE know?) to dramatically deny any affair with Lauer. We wonder if Matt sees the humor in all this.

21 Comments