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KRISTEN STEWART TO TRUMP: “HERE’S MY NEW BUZZ CUT AND DUDE, I’M SO GAY!”

When Twilight star Kristen Stewart was dating her leading man Rob Pattinson, she never seemed very pleasant or accessible. The couple obviously felt tortured because they were so famous and always swamped by fans. But after they split, Kristen REALLY moved on and started dating girls. She seemed to develop a sense of humor about herself and when she hosted SNL last month she came out as gay. (We’d love to know what Rob thinks about all this!) She also joked about Donald Trump tweeting back when they were together that Rob should dump her for cheating. And now that she’s bleached and buzzed her hair, we find her way easier to like and cooler…

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KRISTEN WIIG CLEANED UP NICE FOR THE SAG AWARDS

While perusing red carpet photos from the SAG awards we were struck by this picture of Kristen Wiig. First of all, she looks quite pretty – her comedy characters are usually monumentally unattractive. Also we like the simplicity of her understated outfit – she’s not trying too hard to outglam anyone, but she looks sure of herself. Best of all, the SNL alum didn’t ADVERTISE the designer – implying that she MIGHT have picked out the apparel herself. Also, no obvious borrowed jewelry. She didn’t pick up an award but the Zoolander 2 star scored with us.

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RASHIDA JONES AND COLIN JOST PLAYING HARD TO GET

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Rashida Jones, 39, and her covered up boyfriend Colin Jost, 33, look like they’re pretending not to know each other in this photo. Actually, they’ve been together for over two years and have a lot in common- they both went to Harvard! Colin went from head writer on Saturday Night Live to performer and now appears on the News Update. The Parks and Recreation star’s friends say she loves his sense of humor and we imagine he’s making some amusing comments behind that scarf.

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CHRIS KATTAN: A NIGHT WITHOUT AMBIEN

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Ever since we saw that HORRENDOUS mugshot of SNL comic Chris Kattan we’ve been wondering what the heck is going on with him. For the past couple of years he’s had DUIs and skirmishes with the law due to prescription abuse. Once he created havoc in flight and was arrested when he got off a plane – another time he was too high to get ON a flight. A judge sent him to AA meetings that he said he didn’t need. Chris blames it on his “bad back” (that was Chevy Chase’s excuse too.) His latest excuse was “Ambien” although he appeared to be all hopped up. Hopefully that’s behind him – he turned up this weekend at Chateau Marmont looking normal.

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WE’RE BETTING DON JOHNSON DOES HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

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Don Johnson has been around long enough to know that sometimes no matter WHAT you say, you can’t win, and are better off keeping your mouth shut. He and his wife Kelly arrived at the airport and Don was bombarded with questions about what he thought of his daughter Dakota’s ISIS skit on Saturday Night Live. He refused to comment. We hope he loved it as much as we did and thought it was the funniest part of the show. People are becoming WAY too sensitive and “politically correct” – lighten up.

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THE REAL REASON WHY EDDIE MURPHY DIDN’T WANT TO IMITATE BILL COSBY ON SNL

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Eddie Murphy’s refusal to do his excellent imitation of Bill Cosby in the Saturday Night Live anniversary special isn’t exactly surprising. First of all, Eddie had some resentment toward SNL- after he left, they felt free to poke fun at him. Eddie’s run-ins with transvestites made him a delightful target. After police caught Eddie with a drag queen, several more cross-dressers came forward and sold stories about their adventures with Eddie. (The one police caught him with mysteriously died later after falling off a roof.) It was a humiliating time for Eddie and he never forgot. That’s why he didn’t want to pick on Bill Cosby – either he feels sorry for Bill (who happens to be GUILTY) or he was afraid his own embarrassing stories would be dredged up.
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WE SPENT AN EVENING WITH CHEVY CHASE

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Chevy Chase, has indeed, always been his own worst enemy. He was lucky enough to be in the cast of Saturday Night Live when it premiered in 1975 and the show was an immediate sensation. His success was so intoxicating that he quit after the first season “to become a movie star.” And he never looked back. Rumors that he was obnoxious were just starting to circulate but he was still generally admired. I happened to make a date with a young actor who appeared in the very successful film “Nashville” that same year and he brought his friend Chevy along. We ended up at someone’s fabulous hillside house watching TV and the REAL Chevy was soon revealed. He made nonstop insulting comments about everyone on the tube. He was condescending and pretentious about his fancy upbringing and vulgar to boot. He made everyone feel awful – especially his nice actor friend. It was an unforgettable and very revealing evening.

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DON’T MESS WITH JANEANE GAROFALO!

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Janeane Garofalo, 50, has always considered herself an “outsider” and a “free-thinking woman.” We loved her on Saturday Night Live, The Larry Sanders Show and in the movie “Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.” But wow, she has changed a LOT looks-wise! Her mouth looks different – and we didn’t realize she had all those tattoos.

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LARAINE NEWMAN AND FLORENCE HENDERSON DO THE RIGHT THING

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SNL pioneer Laraine Newman and Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson were among the celebrities raising money for animals by putting on a show called “Celebrity Autobiographies.” It’s an event where famous people read aloud the most ridiculous parts of OTHER celebrities’ autobiographies. For example, Florence might read parts of Tommy Lee’s book and Laraine could read from Elizabeth Taylor’s tell-all. Sounds like fun, and the proceeds went specifically to pay for neutering animals. (Above, Laraine and Florence left with stuffed ponies in hand)

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WHAT HAPPENED TO SNL STAR CHRIS KATTAN?

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Talk about a rough night at The Roxbury. We don’t know WHERE Chris Kattan was until 2 AM before he had his DUI, but this mug shot (left) reveals that he looks thrashed. He blames it all on prescription medication (doesn’t everybody?) Chris has 7 successful years on Saturday Night Live and even married a model named Sunshine Tutt, but it only lasted 5 weeks. He was last seen in January on Celebrity Cook-Off.

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