Rodrigo Alves

MORE MONEY THAN COMMON SENSE?

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Twenty years ago, Brazilian Rodrigo Alves, who apparently has money to burn, decided to spruce up his looks with plastic surgery in hopes of looking like a “human Ken doll.” After spending half a million dollars on dozens of surgeries, and over 10 years under the knife, he admitted he REALLY wanted to resemble a Barbie Doll! It cost him another half million dollars to switch sexes and become Jessica Alves. He’s 40 now and we think he looks WAY beyond Barbie. He says he’s through with plastic surgery and will only spend money to “slow the ageing process.” Alves is now “looking for love” and laments that he is “sapiosexual” – that means sexually attracted to very intelligent people. But will intelligent people be attracted to Alves?

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By Janet / December 31, 2023

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SORRY JESSICA ALVES, YOU DO NOT NOT LOOK LIKE BARBIE

Up until 2019, Brazilian Rodrigo Alves had dozens of painful plastic surgeries to look like the perfect Ken Doll- including bicep and six-pack enhancement. After all that, he decided he’d rather be the perfect Barbie doll, and had the male surgeries reversed and started transitioning into a “woman.” Can you imagine having your adams apple removed? Now he’s called Jessica Alves, and he’s chalked up over a hundred surgeries hoping to look like Barbie, but looks more like Lil’ Kim. We just HAD to know where he got all the money needed to finance his indulgence and it turns out he inherited millions from his mother’s wealthy parents. We just cannot imagine how Jessica sleeps at night with all this extra padding injected into his/her body…

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By Janet / November 19, 2023

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JESSICA ALVES AIMS TO BE YOUR “DREAM GIRL” NO MATTER WHAT IT COSTS

Okay, I know some of you readers just hate it when I post items about Jessica (formerly Rodrigo) Alves, but I never get tired of his/her antics. And it’s utterly amazing what men will do to themselves to turn into women! Alves is pictured here in a country I never heard of – Baku, Azerbaijan, to be exact. It’s a Muslim country that was once part of Russia. Apparently Jessica just got more cosmetic surgery there – body contouring liposuction and an endoscopy mid-facelift. After 90-plus surgeries, it’s becoming more difficult for Alves to find doctors willing to do such extreme work. We are hoping that he/she will give up on the idea of having a womb transplant and becoming the first transgender woman to have a baby…

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By Janet / July 19, 2022

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ANOTHER BARBIE WANNABE

Ever since Rodrigo Alves surgically turned himself into Jessica Alves, he/she has yearned to be Barbie and wear pink. Alves endured 91 cosmetic procedures – the most recent were a face and lip lift, a trim of the jaw and chin bones to make his head look smaller, and voice feminization surgery to raise the pitch. It’s utterly AMAZING what men will do to themselves to become women! The biggest mystery of all is WHERE does Alves get the money for all these surgeries and transitions? Does Brazilian-born Alves come from a ridiculously wealthy family? Another question: Where does he/she find legit doctors WILLING to pull off these iffy surgeries? Will all this time and effort help Jessica find Mr Right?

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By Janet / July 7, 2022

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WHO CAME FIRST? LIL’ KIM OR RODRIGO ALVES?

Seeing Lil’ Kim at the BET Awards last night reminded us that she has a lookalike. Actually a blonde lookalike. It’s Rodrigo Alves. Remember the guy who had all that plastic surgery to look like what he thought was the ideal man? Last year Rodrigo decided he’s rather be a girl and he had a whole lot MORE plastic surgery to feminize his looks. Maybe he was a huge fan of Lil Kim because there IS a strong resemblance in a blonde sort of way…

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By Janet / June 28, 2021

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IT’S HARD WORK BEING A GIRL

Brazilian born Jessica Alves (formerly Rodrigo Alves) is leaving no stone unturned when it comes to self-glamorization. When he gave up the idea of looking like a Ken doll, Rodrigo endured multiple surgeries to morph into a trans-female and (12 nose-jobs later) his nose has almost entirely disappeared, while his/her chest seems to inflate daily. (As you can see, Jessica has no qualms about discussing or displaying her surgeries) Just putting on all that makeup in the morning must be a daunting task. Alves has been living in London where she recently had a lip lift and chin surgery. Above, Jessica is having about eight pounds of long extensions attached to her head -ouch! Might be time for some body dysmorphia therapy…

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By Janet / September 23, 2020

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RODDY ALVES: “IT’S HARD WORK TO BE A WOMAN”

He once identified as a “human Ken doll” but Roddy Alves felt more like a Barbie and now he’s having all his male plastic surgery reversed. Alves recently survived having his adam’s apple removed, his hairline lowered, and “facial feminization” surgery including a shaved jawline. His nose has almost disappeared, but Roddy is having fun shopping in the women’s department. It now takes him two hours to get dressed to go out in the evening…

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By Janet / March 7, 2020

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RODDY ALVES: IT’S NOT EASY BEING FEMALE!

Rodrigo Alves has a few things to learn about being a woman. “Roddy” has been experimenting with makeup and high heels for quite awhile, but didn’t have much experience with hair – except for male hair augmentation. Now that Roddy’s transgender, it’s a whole new ball game and he’s getting off to a bad start. Alves has the FAKEST looking extensions we’ve seen in a LONG time – they seem to have nothing to do with his real hair. Even before he gets his Adam’s apple shaved, Roddy should invest in a talented hairdresser!

Above, Roddy leaving Harrods in London

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By Janet / January 16, 2020

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“HUMAN KEN DOLL” RODRIGO ALVES IS NOW A FEMALE!

To no one’s surprise, self-proclaimed “human Ken doll” Rodrigo Alves, has decided he wants to be Barbie after all. After spending $500,000 on cosmetic procedures, including bicep and six-pack enhancement, Rodrigo, now 36, FINALLY acknowledged he’s not happy as a male and has been quietly living as a female for the past few months. He’s been popping hormones and is looking forward to extensive gender reassignment surgery for the new year. The photo above was taken at a laser hair removal clinic in London.

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By Janet / January 9, 2020

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THE HUMAN KEN DOLL WANTS MORE HAIR

There’s not much of his nose left to worry about, so Rodrigo “Human Ken Doll” Alves has started fretting about his hair. He flies around the world seeking better and more affordable cosmetic surgeons for his assorted self -improvements. Alves, 36, says he’s suffering from male pattern baldness and finds it quite depressing. He’s already had four hair transplants to lower his hairline and thicken his hair, but he appears to have added some hair extensions since we saw him last. He just arrived in Istanbul for another procedure, but didn’t mention exactly what it is. His wardrobe could use some improvement too…

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By Janet / October 27, 2019

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