Robbery

“I KIDNAPPED KIM KARDASHIAN” IS NOW A BOOK

Now THIS is funny. One of the criminals who robbed Kim Kardashian four years ago when she was in Paris for Fashion Week, has written a book on his experience titled “I KIDNAPPED KIM KARDASHIAN.” We’ve heard Kim’s version of the event, now we can hear the robber’s story. You might remember, it was the biggest robbery of a single individual in France in 20 years. Three months later, 12 men were arrested for the crime – the five men who actually broke into the Kardashian apartment were aged from 60 to 72 and dubbed the “grandpa robbers “ in the press. One of the men tied up Kim with cables and tape and put her in the bathtub. The crooks got away with 10.8 million dollars worth of jewelry (on bicycles no less!) and it was never found. The book’s author Yunice Abbas, 67, called it “the perfect crime.” The embarrassed night watchman at the luxury building where Kim was staying is trying to seize any profits from book sales.

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By Janet / February 10, 2021

ENOUGH OF THIS PITY PARTY- SNAP OUT OF IT KIM!

The E! channel has canceled production of Keeping up with the Kardashians so Kim has more time “to recover from her robbery ordeal.” Let’s get real – Kim was tied up and frightened FOR FIVE MINUTES TOPS, and not assaulted in any way. She was totally unharmed, her kids were never in danger – what’s the big deal? Loads of people are visiting and bringing her gifts as if she were hospitalized. She survived without a scratch and is carrying on like a martyr. Does she know how LUCKY she was? Most of us who have been robbed or assaulted have FAR more grueling experiences and painful recoveries. She should thank her lucky stars! Note she is even wearing SNEAKERS and a hoody and baseball cap for maybe the first time ever, just so you KNOW she is feeling damaged. Really.

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By Janet / October 6, 2016

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Kim Kardashian Paris Robbery Suspicious Behavior

NOT MUCH BOO-HOOING FOR THE VICTIMIZED KIM KARDASHIAN

A home invasion robbery is a terrible thing, but for some reason Kim Kardashian is not getting much sympathy. Is it because people, including her former bodyguard, think the whole situation is suspicious and might be a PR stunt? Or is it because Kim is in the habit of flaunting her wealth and detailing her lavish whereabouts online to the point of almost ASKING for trouble? The robbery was so intricately planned that it seems to be an inside job. These crooks knew EXACTLY how to access her Paris home and where to find the valuables. And Kim, unmolested, was able to free herself from the tape and get help after they left. Yes, everyone seems to smell a fish of some kind! Even Ryan Lochte.

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By Janet / October 3, 2016

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Bloods Chris Brown Dumb Robbery

CHRIS BROWN: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HANG WITH BLOODS

Chris Brown is not as smart as he thinks he is, and now he’s paying the price. Naive Chris thought it was cool to hang out with gang members from the Bloods, but they were just WAITING for an opportunity to take advantage of him. When word got out that Chris was paid $50,000 (presumably untaxed) in cash for a club appearance and he stashed the cash in his home safe, the wheels of crime started rolling. Cops believe that Chris’s so called “friends” pulled off the heist. We knew Chris was dumb when he abused Rihanna. We thought he was even dumber when he admitted that he BRED Pit Bulls. But hanging with thugs – that’s REALLY dumb. Hey Chris, it’s never too late to go to college.

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By Janet / July 20, 2015

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