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JOAN COLLINS WILL CELEBRATE TURNING 90 BY POSING NUDE!

Age defying Joan Collins is turning 90 next month (May 2023) and she has BIG plans to mark the milestone by posing NUDE! The last time Joan posed au naturel was in 1983 when she celebrated her 50th birthday by posing for Playboy. This time around, Joan’s not posing for a magazine, but for her husband Percy. A friend reveals Joan is as fit and fabulous as ever so she plans on showing off her remarkable figure with a nude spread. She’s already hired a female photographer to capture the tasteful yet sexy photos, and told Percy he can publish them if he so chooses. Will he or won’t he?

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Joan and Percy at Craig’s in March

WHAT BRITNEY AND MADONNA HAVE IN COMMON

Everybody’s heard about Britney Spears teenage sons and their embarrassment because their mother keeps posting sexy – sometimes nude- photos of herself. Britney continues to post the pix and the kids continue to avoid her. Madonna’s oldest offspring are in their 20’s and we haven’t HEARD any complaints from Rocco or Lourdes. Rocco Ritchie just MIGHT have made his feelings known when he abruptly moved to London to live with his father a few years ago. He did not inherit his mother’s naughty sense of style – he loves vintage mid-century tweedy clothes and looks adorable.) Madonna’s daughter Lourdes Leon went the other way – she’s apparently NOT at all embarrassed by her mother – in fact she’s inspired to follow in mom’s footsteps with naughty photos in skimpy clothing.

WHERE IS BRITNEY’S HUSBAND?

Britney Spears still seems to be hell-bent on destroying her relationship with her two teenage sons- she’s still posting these nude photos that embarrass them. The big question remains: where is Britney’s husband Sam Asghari? It looks like the 12 -years- younger bodybuilder/actor does not give Britney sensible advice when she needs it. He happens to be one of the FEW people she still talks to- she’s on the outs with her family. Even her fans are now shocked when she posts these sexy photos and leave concerned comments. You might call Sam the villain behind the scenes here – he’s likely THE ONE BEHIND THE CAMERA!

Photo: Instagram

BRITNEY SPEARS: THIS TIME FANS ARE RIGHT

Since she announced that she’s pregnant (maybe twins), Britney Spears has changed her odd Instagram account somewhat. She’s eased up on those videos of her repetitiously swaying and spinning in assorted 2 piece girly outfits with the bottoms rolled as far down as possible. (She calls it dancing.) Now she’s concentrating on nudes- photos taken before she got pregnant. She always posts little cover-ups on her privates, but instead of being delighted, her loyal fans are worried and want to know WHY. One pointed out that this could be embarrassing for her two sons. Good point. One advised Britney to “get help!” Another asked “Are we sure Britney is OK? Another, referring to her canceled conservatorship: “I think we made a mistake!” Also “Someone please take her phone away!”
(Wonder what’s under that white heart in the corner?)
Photo: Instagram

BRITNEY VS SAM: WHICH ONE IS THE SUPERSTAR?

Britney Spears, 38, didn’t have a lot of good luck choosing significant others until she met her latest boyfriend Sam Asghari, 26. The father of her two children, Keven Federline, was a video dancer and he’s been living off Britney since they split because he has custody of their boys. Her current beau Sam is much more ambitious and self-disciplined, it appears. He’s a personal trainer and model and frequently posts photos of himself on Instagram to advertise his talents. Britney seems to have no knack for photos and her pix are considerably less focused – and a whole lot less flattering. Judging by the photos, you’d never guess SHE was the megastar!

Both photos, Instagram- Sam’s photo, Lane Dorsey

AMBER HEARD CAME TO COURT SUSPICIOUSLY WELL-PREPARED

For many days now, Amber Heard has been sitting in court documenting every instance that she says her ex Johnny Depp was violent with her – 14 attacks in all, during their three year marriage. She has photos of every bruise, every hank of hair he pulled out, and the thrashed condition of their house after each battle. Her makeup artist testified that Amber told her Johnny tried to smother her with a pillow. On some occasions she appeared on TV the day after an alleged fight, looking ravishing. We can’t help but wonder how Amber had the foresight to photograph every bruise and situation. Who DOES that? Certainly she had a PLAN from day one…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

DIANE KEATON IS AN OPEN BOOK

Diane Keaton is one of the most consistently recognizable celebrities because she has a very distinct style and never strays from it. (That hat!) So when she was wandering around downtown in New York, observing and snapping pictures of artistic graffiti and wall murals (another book in the works?) her fans instantly noticed her. And Diane couldn’t have been nicer – she posed for selfies with one and all…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: THERE ARE CERTAIN PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NEVER STAND NEXT TO

Hasn’t publicity hungry Khloe Kardashion figured out by now that she should NEVER pose with her petite sister Kourtney? Separately, the two sisters look just fine, but TOGETHER, Khloe looks like a hulkish female wrestler or amazon, and her tiny sister looks like a normal size female. Khloe’s shoulders seem a mile wider and rather mannish. We’re not crazy about Khloe’s choice of attire for a cancer fundraiser in New York either. Didn’t Kim wear that dress awhile back?

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

MADONNA EXPRESSES HERSELF IN 1983

The WOW Report does wow us sometimes. Occasionally they put drag queens on hold and feature something different. This time it’s a collection of Polaroid photos of Madonna taken in 1983. Richard Corman was a well-connected young photographer back then and he shot the ambitious 24 year old singer in her brother’s seedy apartment (She lived in an equally funky walk-up on E 4th St, full of thugs.) It was just HER and Richard in the apartment – no entourage yet! The photographer recently came upon the long-forgotten polaroids in mint condition. One month after these pix were taken, Madonna’s first album was released and her world exploded. Corman’s book “66 Polaroids” is coming out in the fall, along with an exhibition. (Love that rusty sink and funky kitchen)
Photos: Richard Corman