Lizzo

LIZZO’S BODY-POSITIVE (?) FASHION

We really want to LIKE Lizzo, but it turns out that what she SAYS and what she DOES are quite different. Lizzo bragged that she “loves herself just the way she is” and seems to be very supportive of other “big girls.” She has always emphasized her inclusivity, acceptance, and body-positive attitude. This lawsuit charging her with mistreating three of her dancers paints her as a narcissistic bully. And half a dozen other co-workers have also made allegations against her. No apologies- Lizzo denies everything. This website has always teased Lizzo for her highly questionable fashion choices. She goes to expensive places like Craig’s restaurant wearing embarrassing skimpy outfits. She gets LOADS of attention – not all good. Maybe she shouldn’t love herself QUITE so much…

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LIZZO HAS FOUND MR WRIGHT!

All this time everyone’s been thinking that Lizzo was on a continuous man-hunt- looking for a boyfriend- and she HAD one all along! They met in 2016 but didn’t get together until 2021, and she kept him undercover all this time! He sounds kinda perfect for her – Myke Wright is a stand-up comic, an actor, and a musician from Detroit. And this is the real thing. Lizzo says she has NO time to waste with other guys- she is IN love.

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LIZZO’S BOYFRIEND IS A STANDUP COMIC!

Naughty little Lizzo has been keeping a secret. On Valentines Day she was seen dining with a nice looking man – but he was wearing a mask and she refused to identify him. She’s been deliberately keeping the guy undercover for months now, probably because she knew it would be a big deal when she went public. FINALLY the couple turned up at Craig’s for her birthday – what better place to introduce her boyfriend to a pack of paparazzi! Everybody started googling Myke Wright and it turns out he is an actor – but more important, he’s a standup comic! (Comedy Central) Nobody loves to laugh more than Lizzo, so they look like a good match.

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THERE’S STILL HOPE FOR LIZZO

We’ve spent considerable time picking on Lizzo for the awful, revealing outfits she chooses to wear- so we were taken aback to see her in a cute, perfectly normal outfit at something called the Hollywood Beauty Awards this weekend. Usually Lizzo says she is encouraging “big girls” to have the courage to wear skimpy clothing. Like a thong to a Lakers game? Or a transparent dress to Cardi B’s birthday party? Or a tiny crochet bra and torn jeans to Craig’s restaurant? If a non-celebrity dressed like Lizzo, she would be asked to LEAVE most places…Chubby or slender, bad taste is just bad taste. So we were pleasantly surprised to see Lizzo looking like THIS!

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LIZZO TONED IT DOWN ON A TUESDAY NIGHT

Lizzo looked happy walking into one of her favorite restaurants last night – Craig’s – but no one was happier than the restaurant host. Lizzo was wearing the most covered-up and modest outfit she’d ever worn to dinner there. Sometimes her skimpy and sheer apparel caused a buzz among the other diners. But tonight she was head-to-toe navy blue leather and there were no surprises in the back(!) Wonder what she thought about John Waters’ comment that if they ever make a movie about Divine, Lizzo should star…

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LIZZO: WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY LOOKS?

Seems like only yesterday that Lizzo was in TEARS over online criticism of her appearance. She griped that her feelings were hurt because body shaming haters didn’t like her looks- she said they were fat-phobic and racist. After all that drama, Lizzo went out to dinner at the expensive restaurant Craig’s, dressed like THIS. Who is she kidding? If Charlize Theron went out looking like THIS- she’d get hateful comments too! ANYBODY would get bad reviews in this unappetizing look. Bad fashion is bad fashion…

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OOPS! LIZZO DID IT AGAIN!

It was Celebrity Saturday Night at Craig’s Restaurant and Lizzo is still pushing boundaries. We can only imagine what the over 40 crowd inside thought if Lizzo took off her jacket. She was wearing what was described as “a gold bra and panty set” under the white jacket. Question is: DID she take the jacket off?

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LIZZO’S THIRST FOR ATTENTION EXCEEDS HER VANITY

Lizzo is just BEGGING for comments on this outfit she wore to dinner at Catch LA Saturday night. A few months ago she went to a basketball game wearing a backless dress with a thong underneath and she was bombarded by unpleasant online criticism, but she just shrugged it off. She replied “Negative criticism has no control over my life or my emotions. Never let someone shame you for being yourself!” Certainly there were people in the restaurant rolling their eyes. But it IS difficult to understand why anyone would deliberately dress in a way that is not only shocking but also VERY unflattering. Most people want to look good. Lizzo is content just being noticed.

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LIZZO: TRUTH DOESN’T HAVE TO HURT!

Moschino designer Jeremy Scott posted this amazing photo on Instagram of Lizzo wearing his dress in Vogue, and we were duly impressed. Lizzo has never looked more beautiful. She loves fashion (the crazier the better) and will literally try anything, but this is the first time we’ve seen her just look pretty. Lizzo says that she prefers the term “body normative” to “body positive.” She points out that she aims to normalize her body, and that “being fat is normal!” Her size doesn’t stop Lizzo from wearing outlandish stage wear and she encourages other big girls to have fun and do the same.

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