Lindsay Lohan

LINDSAY LOHAN IS UP TO HER OLD TRICKS

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One of the reasons you haven’t seen many photos of Lindsay Lohan staggering out of clubs recently is because she’s been living in London, getting a fresh start. She got a job there performing onstage in Speed-The-Plow (in the Madonna role) and the play debuts in October. Apparently someone there trusts her to show up and know her lines. It’s not easy when one rarely misses an opportunity to party. Above, Lindsay had to be helped out of an establishment by a security guard last night.

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LINDSAY LOHAN: WE SEE LONDON, WE SEE FRANCE!

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She’s 27 now so you’d think Lindsay Lohan would have learned how to get in and out of a car without displaying her underwear to the paparazzi. Guess not. It’s been a big year for repeats – rehab, second chances, falling off the wagon, money problems, etc etc etc. Her OWN reality series was a disappointment and she made up a story about having a miscarriage. Right now she’s back in London partying.

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REHABBED LINDSAY LOHAN IS SNEAKING DRINKS AT COACHELLA

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Yes, she gave in to temptation. Did Lindsay Lohan really think she could party at Coachella WITHOUT a drink? She already confessed to having a glass of wine on her docu-series, and she took it a step further with vodka this weekend. According to In Touch, Lindsay was at a Coachella party with her sister Ali and a couple of friends, sipping a clear liquid and chain smoking. One of the friends went to the bar and ordered four vodka and sodas and handed one to Lindsay. So much for promising NOT to fall off the wagon.

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LINDSAY LOHAN’S SECRET OLDER MAN

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Lindsay Lohan’s so-called list of 36 celebrity lovers in In Touch, is not surprising since many of the guys named had the same predilections (if you know what we mean) as Lindsay. But a few of the names were supposedly crossed out because the men were involved were too influential and possibly married at the time of their trysts. One surprising fling we heard about years ago was Bruce Willis. Lindsay was living in an apartment across from The Grove and a disapproving neighbor told us she saw Bruce Willis paying sneaky visits to Lindsay’s apartment and the two of them walking around the building together. She was under 21 at the time. So there’s ONE name you won’t see on her “list.”

BAD IDEA: OPRAH IS COUNTING ON LINDSAY LOHAN SERIES TO BOOST OWN NETWORK

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People seem to be tired of watching Betty Ford dropout Lindsay Lohan enjoy one opportunity after another, after lousing up her own life and career. Her new docu-series “Lindsay” didn’t set any records for Oprah’s OWN network – the first episode Sunday night pulled in 693,000 viewers. Mediocre at best. One wonders what Lindsay did to deserve being paid two million dollars, given assistants and a stylist, and set up in a fancy New York apartment, while having cameras follow her efforts at resurrecting her career. Is she even grateful? Funny – we’re just not interested enough to tune in.

LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS TO SHARE HER THOUGHTS WITH US!

Lindsay Lohan hopes to raise some big bucks by writing a book. TMZ says she met with potential publishers as part of the docu-series that Oprah Winfrey is backing. The question is: how can a COMPULSIVE LIAR convince us to read her book? Lindsay has been caught in countless lies over the years and seems not to care in the slightest. One of her most revolting episodes was when she stole that necklace from a shop in Venice, California. We have a feeling her recollections will involve a lot of “poor little me” self pity and blaming others for her problems – that’s NOT a book we’ll be paying for.

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LINDSAY LOHAN PLASTIC SURGERY RUMOR: IF IT’S NOT TRUE NOW, IT MIGHT BE SOON

Star magazine just might have planted a plastic surgery idea in Lindsay Lohan’s head against her will. They claim she’s considering having liposuction on her double chin because dieting and exercising don’t make it go away. Lindsay denied it, but we bet the story made her take a closer look at her chin and start to think maybe it‘s not a bad idea…

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LINDSAY LOHAN: OPRAH IS HER FAIRY GODMOTHER TO THE EXTREME



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Some people have all the luck. Just when Lindsay Lohan, 27, hit another low point in her life, Oprah Winfrey stepped in and changed everything! Not only did Oprah help Lindsay stay clean, she offered her two million dollars to film a documentary about rebuilding her career for Oprah’s OWN network. To sweeten the deal Oprah threw in this amazing $16,800 a month apartment in Soho! It’s got 3 bedrooms and 3 baths and tons of square feet. Is she worth it? You be the judge – the doc airs in April.

PAPARAZZI STRESS DROVE DINA LOHAN TO DRIVE DRUNK!

Unbelievable! Dina Lohan’s lawyer Mark Heller must be quite a piece of work. When she went to court for speeding and DUI (her blood alcohol level was over twice the legal limit) Heller stated that his client has no problem with alcohol and doesn’t need treatment. When police pulled her over Dina said she was “being followed.” Her lawyer claimed that the paparazzi caused her to drink too much. He said the stress caused by the paparazzi and media attention drove her to drink. Keep in mind, this is a woman who has been COURTING the press and desperately trying to become a celebrity herself! Victims of drunk drivers are not going to see the humor in her blaming the paparazzi!

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ARE PEOPLE SICK OF THE SIGHT OF LINDSAY LOHAN?

SOMEBODY’S not as hot as they used to be. Despite relentless publicity, Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Lindsay Lohan was NOT a hit with viewers! According to The Hollywood Reporter, the 1 hour premier on OWN drew 892,000 viewers. In comparison, Oprah’s interview with Whitney Houston’s family in 2012 had 3.5 million viewers and her Lance Armstrong interview pulled in 3.2 million viewers. Lohan admitted lying about her cocaine use but avoided the subject of her real obsession, Adderall. Oprah might be having second thoughts about signing Lohan to an eight episode docuseries on OWN that will follow her acting career.