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BRITNEY SPEARS FORGOT SHE’S ALREADY A MOTHER

Really? Britney Spears says she doesn’t understand why her posing nude on Instagram would bother her teenage sons? Remember, these boys are in high school and like everyone else, trying to fit in. They just happen to have a very famous mother. Preston is 16 and Jayden is 15. It seems like every time Britney posts a video of herself dancing that repetitive twirl in skimpy clothing, or the nude pics with little stickers in the right places, she gets a ton of publicity. Mix that in with Britney’s not-so-subtle accusations and feud with her family, and Jayden and Preston are obviously just plain embarrassed (Imagine the classroom comments!) They let their mother know about it by refusing to attend her wedding to Sam Asghari, and avoiding her for the past few months. Is Britney too obsessed with trying to have a baby to think about the two sons she already has?

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BRITNEY SPEARS: THIS TIME FANS ARE RIGHT

Since she announced that she’s pregnant (maybe twins), Britney Spears has changed her odd Instagram account somewhat. She’s eased up on those videos of her repetitiously swaying and spinning in assorted 2 piece girly outfits with the bottoms rolled as far down as possible. (She calls it dancing.) Now she’s concentrating on nudes- photos taken before she got pregnant. She always posts little cover-ups on her privates, but instead of being delighted, her loyal fans are worried and want to know WHY. One pointed out that this could be embarrassing for her two sons. Good point. One advised Britney to “get help!” Another asked “Are we sure Britney is OK? Another, referring to her canceled conservatorship: “I think we made a mistake!” Also “Someone please take her phone away!”
(Wonder what’s under that white heart in the corner?)
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TRISTAN THOMPSON ADDS INSULT TO INJURY

Tristan Thompson could not have made a stupider move when he posted a public apology to Khloe Kardashian on Instagram. Was he trying to make himself look like a nice guy who should be forgiven for his naughty behavior? He does seem to LOVE publicity. This IS the second time he’s had a baby with another woman and we happen to think that if Khloe has an ounce of common sense, she gave up on him a long time ago. Tristan’s public apology included the statement “You don’t deserve the heartache and humiliation I have caused you” – insulting because he’s implying that Khloe is still in love with him and heartbroken, but why would SHE be humiliated by his behavior? Angry perhaps, but “humiliated?” This should have been handled privately. Hopefully Tristan is a better parent than he is a boyfriend…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA- Tristan outside daughter True’s dance class

INSTAGRAM ZAPPED MARILYN MANSON’S CAREER IN ONE WEEK

We’re betting that even Evan Rachel Wood is shocked by the power of Instagram. It was only last Monday that she posted her accusations of abuse against Marilyn Manson and his life has changed forever in a matter of days. As we write, Evan has not given any interviews- it was her Instagram claims that alerted other women who came forward with THEIR Manson stories. Dita Von Teese and Rose McGowan elegantly announced on Instagram that they were not abused in their relationships with Manson, but they fully supported Wood and others. Interviews with Manson talking about violence against women popped up. Marilyn Manson immediately lost his record label, his agent, and upcoming TV appearances. He was literally canceled in a single week. He is already claiming that his shocking and gruesome stage persona is responsible for these “horrible distortions of reality,” but he’s got an uphill battle. Do not underestimate the power of Instagram. (Personally, we were sad to hear these things about Manson – we always liked him)

The photo above is from Manson’s Instagram – seems to be his lookalike late father, many years ago

HEIDI KLUM’S DAUGHTER LENI IS WATCHING HER MOTHER AT WORK

Heidi Klum’s daughter Leni is a whole lot happier since her mom allowed her to join Instagram. For years Heidi kept her children’s faces out of the spotlight. No social media either – she wanted them to grow up and go to school like normal kids. Finally, Leni, 16, persuaded her mom to relent and she started on Instagram, posting mostly photos of her famous mother. (no big revelations) Two years ago, Leni wanted to be a dancer, but lately she’s become obsessed with fashion and hopes to follow in mom’s footsteps. Above, mother and daughter arrive at the America’s Got Talent studio in Pasadena.

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PRESIDENT OBAMA CAUSED MADONNA TO DROP HER PRETENTIONS – FOR A MINUTE

It’s not often that Madonna has an adrenaline rush that renders her speechless but meeting President Obama when they were both backstage at the Tonight Show did just that. And what a relief it was to observe Madonna drop all her pretenses of grandeur and giggle like a schoolgirl! She proudly posted an Instagram photo of them together like a delirious teenage fan. But her caption tells it all. She wrote: “A meeting of the Leo’s – A Cosmic Convergence.” She BRAGGED about sharing the same ASTROLOGICAL sign as the Prez, like a VALLEY GIRL!! (Do educated people follow astrology?) And she misspelled “Leo’s” – there is no apostrophe. Madonna loves to impress with infrequently used vocabulary words like “reductive” so she threw in the hardly appropriate “Cosmic Convergence.” But it WAS fun to see Madonna reduced to a groupie girl fan.

SCOUT WILLIS HAS CHOSEN HER BATTLE

Scout Willis, 23, prefers wearing sheer clothing since she launched her protest against Instagram. She was furious when Instagram ejected her after she posted a topless photo. She protested by walking around NYC topless and lecturing on how backward Instagram is. Scout pointed out that up to the 1930’s MEN were banned from going topless on the beach. (We didn’t realize that!) Male protesters were arrested over and over in the early 30’s until 1936 when bare chests were finally accepted. She wants women to have equal rights. She DOES have a point.

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IRELAND BALDWIN RECALLS HAPPY YOUTHFUL DAYS…

We love it when actors’ kids dig into their personal family photos and post them on Instagram. Otherwise, we’d never see them! Ireland Baldwin posted a picture of herself as a baby in her mother Kim Basinger’s arms and both of them are wearing turbans. Those were the happy days when Kim and Ireland’s father Alec Baldwin were still together. They had a monumentally messy divorce in 2002 when Ireland was seven.