Barneys

JONAH HILL LIKES TO EXPERIMENT WITH HIS LOOKS

Here’s a Hollywood moment. Jonah Hill is yakking up a storm, waiting for his car outside Barneys in Beverly Hills and he has a brand new hair color. Last week while he was in Cabo San Lucas with his sexy girlfriend, stylist Gianna Santos, he had green hair. This wavy blonde look is reminiscent of Jerry Lee Lewis. (Jonah lightened his beard also.) He’s carrying a man-purse or a small gym bag and a shopping bag from the store. The size of the bag indicates that it’s a gift for his girlfriend. He’s no fool.

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MADONNA HAD A FASHION EMERGENCY AT BARNEYS

Madonna was one of the last customers to visit Barneys before the 7PM closing time this evening and she was dressed to kill. She must have been on her way to a cocktail party or dinner and realized she forgot something that Barneys could provide. A last minute gift? A fashion accessory? A special shade of lipstick? Whatever. Maybe she needs the dark glasses because she’s still hung over from the rockin’ Oscar party she and Guy Oseary had that lasted until 5 AM.

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WHY DOESN’T ELIZABETH BERKLEY WEAR HER HUSBAND GREG LAUREN’S DESIGNS?

Greg Lauren and “Showgirls” star Elizabeth Berkley have been married for 14 years despite their fashion differences. Greg is a high-end designer and the nephew of Ralph Lauren. He specializes in distressed and repurposed street wear for both sexes, with an urban-military edge. For example, he might sew half an army jacket together with half a stained hoodie and the result costs $1000 and up. He IS very creative and his clothes sell at Barneys. He’s wearing his own designs in this photo but Elizabeth is NOT. She may be supportive, but we’ve never seen her actually wear her husband’s exceptional creations. It doesn’t seem to have hurt their relationship…

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LISA RINNA WON’T LET THE EVIL EYE GET IN THE WAY OF HER SHOPPING

Barneys just announced their 50% off sale and apparently Lisa Rinna scooted straight from the gym to the store. Can’t help but notice she’s wearing the red Kabbalah string that Madonna popularized around ten years ago. The string is supposed to keep the wearer safe from evil eyes or “looks of envy.” There’s plenty of envy going on at Barneys, but we’d rather have a string that protected us from impulsive purchases…

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SHARON OSBOURNE HAS SHOPPING EUPHORIA AT BARNEYS

No wonder Sharon Osbourne looks happy – she just cleaned out our favorite store in Beverly Hills – Barneys New York. Most people think long and hard before investing in Barney’s pricey stuff, but Sharon just says “Wrap it up!” Ozzy used to gripe about her free spending but since she started making lots of her own money, he doesn’t complain. In fact he jokes that “My wife is the patron saint of shopping – she deserves a statue on Rodeo Drive.” Above, Sharon bought so much at Barneys she needed help getting all the shopping bags into her car.

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THE TROUBLE WITH BEING KHLOE

Khloe Kardashian, like her sister Kim, just LOVES to shop at Barneys in Beverly Hills, but they both have the same problem: fit. The sisters’ improbable proportions do not match the sizes available in designer clothes. It’s very frustrating to see lots of beautiful things that simply will never fit. The girls have to settle for customized items or SPANDEX and Barneys is not a purveyor of spandex. Just about all they can purchase are shoes, accessories, and cosmetics. Indeed, Khloe looks out of place in her stilettos and absurdly tight outfit at Barneys.

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JACK NICHOLSON: LONG TIME NO SEE!

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LOVE this photo of Jack Nicholson doing his Christmas shopping at Barneys – as usual. He’s been a customer of theirs as long as we can remember. Jack DOES have taste. He’s 78 now and there are rumors that he retired from acting for health reasons – supposedly he couldn’t remember his lines. But Jack responded that he still has the mind of a mathematician but he has no interest in doing films featuring bombs and explosives like most movies these days do. He admits he HAS given up hitting on women in public, but we wouldn’t be surprised to find him trolling online.

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KIM KARDASHIAN AT BARNEYS: THE DOWNSIDE OF HAVING A BIG BACKSIDE

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Kim Kardashian looks irked leaving Barneys with a friend, because she couldn’t find anything in the store that would fit over her rear end. That’s the drawback of having a huge bottom – you can’t buy clothes off the rack. Especially at a high end store. We bet that salespeople are worried when Kim takes a pile of clothes into the dressing room because something might SPLIT! Kim has to settle for shopping for shoes and handbags…

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HARRISON FORD AND CALISTA TAKE TURNS CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AT BARNEYS

Harrison Ford went shopping at Barneys today – just a few days after his wife Calista Flockhart was seen shopping there on her own. We think they are both getting gifts from their favorite store. Calista probably picked out gifts for Harrison while she was there, and took a few notes on stuff SHE would like to have. With her hints, he’s more likely to buy her something she really wants.

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SCOTT DISICK GOT A LIFE FROM THE KARDASHIAN FAMILY

Where would Scott Disick be without Kourtney Kardashian? It’s a good bet he wouldn’t be shopping at Barneys (even though the sale has started) and piling shopping bags into his Bentley. Scott was 23 and an aspiring model with few prospects when he hooked up with Kourtney in 2006. Thanks to her sister Kim, he was invited to appear on their reality show a few months later. Scott was a welcome addition as a troublesome boozer with an attitude. He endeared himself to viewers and look where it got him.