Armie Hammer

ARMIE HAMMER IS SELLING CONTENTS OF HIS HOME


Armie Hammer is having a garage/estate sale. After practically getting canceled for his outrageous sexual proclivities, the handsome actor fled Hollywood for his home away from home, the Cayman Islands. Armie finally returned to LA, but his new abode, a tiny rental apartment in Venice Beach, is a far cry from his former mansion in Hancock Park, a posh and historic neighborhood in Los Angeles. Armie has kept most of his home’s furnishings in storage for the past few years, but his new home barely has room for a bed and sofa, so he’s holding a sale – hoping to unload most of his stuff and make a few bucks in the process.

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HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW

Travis Kelce and his brother Jason made headlines this week with their $100 million podcast deal with Amazon, but we just heard, however, that their payday will substantially INCREASE if they persuade Travis’s girlfriend, Taylor Swift, to appear on the show. No surprise there. Taylor’s presence at NFL games last season pulled in tons of new viewers, and the thinking behind the bonus incentive is that Taylor can do the same for the podcast.

Justin Theroux was talked about this week when we heard about his engagement to actress Nicole Bloom. We know this: Before Justin and Nicole announced their engagement, he reached out to his former wife, Jennifer Aniston, and broke the news to her himself. According to my well placed source, Justin and Jen remain good friends even though their marriage didn’t last, and that’s why he gave her the heads up. She is genuinely happy that he’s found someone to share his life with, so don’t fall for the soon-to-be tabloid stories claiming she’s distraught. She’s not!

This week Armie Hammer was all over the news when he revealed he was selling his beloved truck because he couldn’t afford the gas. Loyal readers will remember we were the first to report about his financial struggles. We just heard this interesting update: Now that Armie has a regular car, he’s planning to make some money as an Uber driver! As shocking as that sounds, remember, Armie previously held a job selling timeshares. According to my source, Arnie’s incredibly wealthy family isn’t helping him, so he’s determined to prove to them, and to the world, that he doesn’t need their financial support.

Who is surprised that narcissistic Donald Trump was in the news yet again for more bad behavior? This time Donald made headlines for his inappropriate conduct at Arlington National Cemetery where he turned a solemn moment into a manufactured political stunt. Donald may not be too happy to find out what we just heard. One of the families of the soldiers buried there is gearing up to sue him and his campaign for the unauthorized photography of the grave. That is strictly for prohibited by national law.

In unpleasant news, Dancing With The Stars regular Artem Chigvintsev made headlines when he was arrested and charged with domestic violence and spousal abuse. Not a fun subject to gossip about, but nonetheless here’s what we know. The argument between Artem and his wife (and assumed victim) Nikki Garcia aka Nikki Bella that started the incident was over an infidelity. Our source didn’t know who accused who of cheating, but that was rumored to be what caused the situation to escalate and reportedly get physical.

And finally our gal Kamala Harris made the news for making news! She granted her first interview since becoming the Democratic Party’s presidential candidate to CNN and we just heard this. She’s lining up more sit-downs with other networks, including the conservative FOX News. Expect to see her upcoming interviews after the September presidential debate.

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WE TOLD YA SO!

Back on August 8, we told you that Armie Hammer was having some financial difficulties and was considering doing Onlyfans to make some much-needed cash. Well today, Armie confirmed at least part of our scoop. We were the first one to reveal his financial difficulties, and while Armie did not blab about his Onlyfans plan, he did admit to being strapped for cash and forced to sell his gas guzzling vehicle. (See link below) According to my well-informed source, Armie is looking for manual labor jobs to supplement his income until his Hollywood career resumes. As my source puts it, he likes working with his hands.

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WILL ARMIE HAMMER SHOW HIS STUFF ON ONLYFANS?

Armie Hammer is facing a real life Sophie’s Choice – debating if he should focus on rebuilding his once promising but now nonexistent Hollywood career or cash in on his sexual notoriety and make a bundle on OnlyFans! According to one of his pals, Armie’s finances aren’t great as he’s been ostracized from Hollywood since his sexual fetishes became public knowledge. He’s quietly auditioned for a few parts but hasn’t landed so much as TV commercial. The 6’5″ hunk dreams of one day winning an Oscar and becoming Hollywood royalty, but also has bills to pay and mouths to feed (his well-to-do mother helps him out she’s not as generous as he would have hoped). He calculated that he could make MILLIONS leaning into his kink on OnlyFans but fears the much needed cash infusion would torpedo any chances of a comeback. For now he’s at a crossroads as this could go either way. We have a feeling that if his mother reads this she might become more generous in a hurry.

 

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ARMIE HAMMER’S FETISH MIGHT PAY OFF

Remember WHERE you read this because as far-fetched as it sounds, it’s surprisingly true! Armie Hammer nearly lost it all when his penchant for kinky rough sex was thrust into the public eye, but now he’s decided to turn one of his fetishes into a side hustle! Some were appalled when they heard about Armie’s interest in “branding” sexual partners with his initials, so he’s embracing that turn-on, and studying to become a tattoo artist. Armie is practicing his newfound craft by inking over a dozen of his willing friends. Once he’s licensed, he’s planning to charge thousands per tattoo. The insider says Armie thinks it will become a status thing to get tattooed by a celebrity and calculates he can make money while having fun…

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ARMIE HAMMER: BE PREPARED TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE

Old habits die hard and apparently old fetishes even harder! Even though no charges were ever filed against him, Armie Hammer paid the price once his sexual fetishes were exposed by former flames – he was all but cancelled out of Hollywood. Now that he’s single and ready to mingle, Armie hasn’t given up the kink, BUT, before any fun begins, he’s making his partners sign an agreement that all sexual activity and fantasy talk is consensual. A friend explains that Armie is still as kinky as ever but he doesn’t want to jeopardize his desired comeback with another scandal, so he insists on getting consent IN WRITING from any potential paramour before anything sexual happens.

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ARMIE HAMMER IS HOMELESS IN HOLLYWOOD

Los Angeles’ homeless community just increased by one thanks to Armie Hammer! As we previously reported, Armie is in the midst of his self-described apology tour, so he’s spending more time in Hollywood and less in the Cayman Islands, where he’s hung out the past few years. Armie and his ex-wife, Elizabeth Chambers sold their Tudor style home in Hancock Park, (a posh area of Los Angeles) last year, so now that he’s in LA, he’s couch surfing with various pals. Armie feels unsettled staying with friends so he’s looking for a home to rent in LA as he struggles to make his comeback. A friend explains that Armie loved being in the Cayman Islands but realized if he wants his career back he needs to be in Hollywood.

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ARMIE HAMMER WANTS YOU TO FORGIVE AND FORGET

You haven’t heard the last of Armie Hammer now that he’s given an interview nearly two years after he was “canceled” for accusations of cannibalistic sexual shenanigans. Armie wants his career back and while he admits he was a jerk when it came to his sexual conquests, he insists they were all consensual relationships. A friend reveals that Arnie’s recent interview with Air Mail was only the FIRST on what he’s calling his “comeback tour.” He’s shopping around a sit-down television interview and even plans to write a tell-all book. What has he got to lose? He already lost his wife, he’s estranged from some of his family, and his career is nonexistent, so  Armie feels his ONLY chance of redemption is to explain his side of the story.

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ARMIE HAMMER: LEAVE THE DOG OUT OF IT!

Believe it or not, Armie Hammer even involved his family’s adorable Welsh Terrier, Archie, in his freakish cutting fantasies. He confessed to a girlfriend that he tormented the mild-mannered dog into biting him and then displayed the stitched up bite wound on social media. The girlfriend said he threatened to strangle the dog. He obviously didn’t mean it because he was seen walking Archie not long after. But still…

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ARMIE HAMMER: CANNIBALISM IS ON HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE

Armie Hammer seems to have dug his own grave and his situation is a Hollywood FIRST. His kinky sex fantasies were revealed to the world in text messages and everything around him collapsed, despite the fact that sex fantasies are NOT a crime. He was replaced in several upcoming film roles, and his agency and publicist dropped him cold. It all started with an Instagram account called House of Effie where messages between Hammer and women were revealed- he wrote about his sex fetishes involving rape, cannibalism, and bondage. One by one, women shyly came forward and wrote about their own horrible – and similar – experiences with the handsome actor. Looks like he charmed vulnerable women who really liked him and put up with his nonsense until they couldn’t. Nobody filed charges and Hammer explained “I never tied up a human being before – only mannikins” (really?) and insisted “all interactions were consensual” but his career is doomed. Yesterday the woman named Effie took it step further and alleged a rape and assault, and LAPD is investigating.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA – Armie and Effie in happier times