Armie Hammer got the last laugh on his gym buddies. As we exclusively revealed on May 3, Armie returned from filming his comeback movie and was greeted at Easton Gym in Hollywood with his posse wearing sweatshirts featuring his MUGSHOT! Instead of getting mad, Armie leaned into to joke, and had sweatshirts printed with the photo they took wearing the original matching tops. The group, including Hallmark star Nicholas King and podcast host John Luciano, posed in the same position as the original photo, but this time wearing the new sweatshirts. My source says that Armie is the first one to appreciate a good joke and doesn’t have a huge ego despite his looks and wealth (he stands to inherit a huge portion of the half a BILLION dollars estate when his late father’s probate is settled). As my source puts it, he’s just one of the guys with zero entitlement, but a great sense of humor, even when the joke is at his expense. (note to Armie- you look better without the facial hair!)
ARMIE HAMMER RETURNS THE JOKE
Sunday, May 17, 2026
Bearded Lady
My dentist is growing a beard. Nasty.
Romaine Le Tuce
I once really wanted to date a certain girl but she was always in a relationship or I was in one. Finally we ere both single a few years later. We went out on a date. It was nice. At the end of the night we had a brief kiss and went our separate ways. The problem is she didn’t remove the facial hair under her top lip. It totally turned me off. Am i too shallow?
BetteMidler
Oh, I’m sure once he gets his millions he’ll go on a full “new lifestyle” shopping spree – ropes, drugs, and hookers included, and finally stop trying to claw his way back into Hollywood
Katy Trudeau-Perry
Facial hair on Men (or women) is a big turn off