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Frolicking In the Hills

This hunkalicious dark haired actor had a long running hit sitcom a few years back and he’s been highly visible on TV ever since. Men envy his looks and women are dying to get their hands on him. Wouldn’t his fans be surprised to learn that their heartthrob often shows up at those pool parties that the “gay mafia” hosts at fancy hillside homes! Wealthy Hollywood gay men throw these bashes to meet young cute guys – often frolicking without their clothes on. Our actor has made it known that he prefers “smooth, blonde, blue- eyed young men.” And this actor has no qualms about socializing au natural – he’s proud of his body!

Friday, October 6, 2006
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HE'S NO PUNK

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were in a group of ten that visited the lounge at the Peninsula Hotel in Chicago recently and they made a distinct impression. He was in town promoting “The Guardian.” According to an observer “Demi looked absolutely gorgeous, but she DID have her hairdresser and makeup artist with her. Ashton was SO into her – he couldn’t do enough for Demi – it was really sweet. Some of Ashton’s relatives were with them – they were kind of unsophisticated and drank out of beer bottles. Ashton kept his family amused and paid them lots of attention. At one point somebody asked the server for something and Ashton made a point of adding PLEASE. We were surprised that he’s such a GENTLEMAN.”

Friday, October 6, 2006
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REQUEST DENIED

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The Sports Club LA in Beverly Hills was abuzz last week with the rumor that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had requested that the club shut down for a few hours so they could work out and not be bothered. Supposedly the club was flattered by the request, but turned them down! Members of the busy club were impressed that Brad and Angelina’s considerable star power wasn’t enough to get paying members locked out of the gym. We can’t help but wonder if the club management deliberately leaked the story just to make themselves look good!

Thursday, October 5, 2006
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WHITNEY HAS BEEN REPLACED

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When Whitney Houston filed for divorce it looked like the end of the Being Bobby Brown reality series. (Which was hard NOT to watch) But Bobby and his producers were determined to keep it alive and they found a replacement for Whitney. It’s MIKE TYSON! Mike and Bobby are palling around in Las Vegas right now filming footage for the show. Mike is working on some kind of boxing exhibition and his colorful private life may even be more entertaining than Whitney’s was, anyway. Bobby needs the TV money to pay child support for several kids so he’s motivated to make the show work with his new costar.

Thursday, October 5, 2006
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THE DATING GAME

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We think we know what provoked Shanna Moakler to punch Paris Hilton in the face at Hyde last night. It’s common knowledge that Paris and Travis were caught smooching In New York – Paris seems to delight in tormenting other women by luring their men. But this was more than a one night stand. Earlier last night Travis took Paris out on a DATE to Matsuhisa for dinner. Just the two of them – very private. It was a real date because he drove her in his Escalade. How Paris ended up at Hyde later we don’t know, but apparently Shanna found out about the DATE and that’s what set her off.

Wednesday, October 4, 2006
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HAD ENOUGH

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SOMEBODY is getting sick and tired of Lindsay Lohan’s antics. And it’s not just you readers. It’s her exboyfriend Wilmer Valderrama. Privately he has quietly started avoiding Lindsay whenever possible. When they split up awhile back, Wilmer wanted to remain friends but Lindsay’s clingy behavior made it difficult. He’s grown tired of her overpublicized life – her nightclub dramas and boyfriend-hopping. (Note that she has started carrying a water bottle to deflect suspicions of underage drinking) An insider revealed “Whenever she runs into Wilmer she gloms right onto him and he has to baby-sit her. Wilmer doesn’t want to hurt her feelings, but now he often calls to ask if Lindsay is there before he goes to a club and if he walks in someplace and sees her – he turns around and leaves.”

Wednesday, October 4, 2006
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A FAMILY AFFAIR

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On Tuesday night Summer Phoenix (Joaquin’s sister) opened her new shop “Some Odd Rubies” on Hillhurst Avenue in Los Feliz and the Hollywood trendoids turned up en masse. All the clothes are made from recycled vintage garments – and they’re one of a kind and surprisingly well priced. Joaquin was busy filming somewhere, but his new best friend Eva Mendes showed up. (Hmmm) Summer is married to Casey Affleck and when her brother in law Ben turned up (in rumpled khakis and plain white shirt ) the party accelerated. Jenny Shimizu and her posse of cute motorcycle girls parked outside and Jenny told me she no longer drinks and she’s pitching a TV series on the subject of recovery. Jon Abrahams, the cute DJ on Ellen, told me that Ellen Degeneres is “just as much fun on and off camera” and he loves working for her. No complaints there.

Wednesday, October 4, 2006
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SMOOTH OPERATOR

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Colin Farrell is baaaack in town and he’s on the prowl again! Colin, looking scrumptiously scruffy in a black t- shirt and jeans, wasted no time at the Lava Lounge tiki bar in Hollywood. He LOOKED like he was listening to the jazz band and sipping from a bottle that looked like beer, but actually he was making eyes at a slim brunette named Tawny, seated with a group of her friends nearby. He whispered something in her ear and she got up and followed him to a corner table. There they had a long touchy feely conversation and he had his arm around her and his leg tossed over her thigh. At closing time Tawny told her friends “We’re going out for coffee – see ya!” and they exchanged knowing glances as she walked out with Farrell.

Tuesday, October 3, 2006
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FIRST IMPRESSION

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Sasha Baron Cohen (maybe the funniest man alive today) is busy promoting his new movie “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” which opens November 1. The movie looks like a sure hit but Sasha’s personal life is on hold. Whenever he’s appearing as Borat, Sasha grows out the bushy mustache and goofy hair and he’s stuck with the look for months at a time. Sasha says wherever he goes on a daily basis, people don’t recognize him and are repelled by his appearance and avoid him. He’s lucky to have a fiancee (actress-model Isla Fisher) because he says girls CRINGE when he looks their way. He looks forward to getting OUT of character.

Tuesday, October 3, 2006
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WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK?

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Prince was seized with a religious fervor recently at the after hours club Xenii. It’s already been established that Prince doesn’t want the DJ to play hip hop songs with obscene lyrics and the club indulges him. On this night he started lecturing the girls doing go-go dancing in scanty outfits. The half dozen pretty girls gyrate sexily on pedestals throughout the club. He told them “It’s WRONG to dance like that. You’re too good for this!” What would your parents think? You shouldn’t be selling yourself so cheap.”
The girls protested “We need the money we earn here!” Prince asked them how much they were paid per night and offered to give them TWICE as much to STOP dancing and go home! The dancers were surprised but realistic – “And what would we do next week? We LIKE working here and we LOVE to dance! We’re happy!” Finally Prince gave up and went back to his table for another drink of water. No conversions that night.

Monday, October 2, 2006
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