JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER: WORTH MORE TOGETHER
CHERYL BURKE HAS ALL THE RIGHT MOVES
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Since the dawn of dancing, women have been attracted to MEN who can dance so why not vice versa? Dancing with the Stars performer Cheryl Burke has become a hot commodity in Hollywood and not just because she is sexy or wealthy. Her dancing skill is legendary and it helped land her a hot boyfriend – Matthew Lawrence. Cheryl danced on the same show as Matthew’s brother Joey Lawrence and that’s how they got acquainted. Cheryl and Matthew been seen around Hollywood together for the past few months (last night at Parc) so this romance has legs.
BOY GEORGE: HE REALLY WANTS TO HURT YOU
The website Gaydar in the UK promises “What you want, when you want it” and Boy George took them at their word. He coaxed a Norwegian male “model” into coming to his house at midnight to pose for some photos. According to the model, who denies he is an escort, George and another man slapped handcuffs on him and fastened him to a hook on the wall. George pulled out some leather whips and sex toys and cackled “Now you’ll get what you deserve!” Whether he got what he deserved is unknown because the model escaped at 6:30 AM by yanking the hook out of the wall and running to the nearest newstand where he called police. WE wonder if we’ll ever find out what happened between 12 and 6:30 AM. George is supposedly out on bail.
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MARILYN MANSON: THE ABOMINATION OF PAYING RETAIL
There is much talk about the fact that Marilyn Manson’s bloody new vampire video, which will probably not be released in the US, makes unpleasant references to his failed marriage. Beside the fact that Marilyn and his new teenage girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, cavort in a duplicate of the bed he shared with wife Dita Von Teese, Marilyn shoots a lookalike Dita in the face. The video is a cruel blow for innocent Dita, but there is some justice. Since Dita is the pride and joy of many top European designers, they side with HER in this bustup and no longer roll out the red carpet for Marilyn. In other words, the freebies are drying up. Marilyn faces paying RETAIL like the rest of us! Horrors.
MTV REAL WORLD'S NORMAN KORPI IS AN ARTIST TOO
MTV fanatics who can’t live without The Real World might be interested in what Norman Korpi is up to these days. Norman, you will recall, was the first documented gay man to come out AND have a gay kiss on national TV back on the first Real World series in 1992. (It was the FIRST reality show!) Cute Norm became a heroic figure in the gay world and since he’s one of the most memorable of the Real World graduates, he’s been on many MTV shows since. He’s also a successful artist and his paintings are being shown at Creative Galleries in the Helms building in Culver City, Calif. Above Norm is being interviewed by Access Hollywood at his gallery opening, and you can see some of his work in the background. THAT’S what he’s up to.
HUNTER TYLO IS IN DENIAL
Two years ago Awful Plastic Surgery.com published these photos of Hunter Tylo (The Bold and the Beautiful) and and made comments about her changed appearance. Now they’ve gotten a threatening legal letter demanding they remove the posting. We support APS and hope they won’t comply. Don’t these pictures speak for themselves?
AMY WINEHOUSE AND HER BLABBERMOUTH EX BOYFRIEND
MARISA TOMEI'S MYSTERY MAN
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APOLO OHNO MUST HAVE SORE FEET
This Sunday afternoon we watched Apolo Ohno go through the checkout line at Whole Foods on 3rd Street across from The Grove. The Dancing with the Stars contestants must be living in the apartments near CBS. Nobody seemed to notice Apolo, who is often considered the best dancer on the show, as long as he kept his distinctive chin whiskers undercover. He was alone and talked on his phone while paying, and all he bought was laundry detergent, pitted prunes, and epsom salts. Will he be soaking his feet tonight?