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POOR MISCHA BARTON HAS ONLY HERSELF TO BLAME FOR THIS

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Photo Credit: Buzz Foto
This photo of Mischa Barton in this unflattering dress is circulating everywhere, simply because it’s so tasteless. Many observers have advised Mischa to “fire her stylist,” but she can’t do that, because she doesn’t HAVE a stylist and never has. She can’t blame anyone else. Mischa is responsible for picking out all her own clothes and she has often bragged about that. But she’s not bragging now.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

RYAN O’NEAL’S KIDS AGREE WITH EVERYTHING WE SAID ABOUT HIM

Farrah-Fawce#58DE6FcutRyan O’Neal’s kids Tatum and Griffin validated all the claims we made about Ryan cashing in on Farrah’s death. We believed that all that whimpering Ryan did on TV was strictly to publicize HIMSELF, and make some money doing interviews. We always though he was a reprehensible person and father, and his damaged children agree. Newly blonde Tatum has admitted her father did not recognize her at Farrah’s funeral and tried to “pick her up.” Griffin told Larry King that he felt his father Ryan simply “tried to make money off Farrah’s death .” Griffin said “He stuck around to make sure he was in Farrah’s will.” (He WASN”T, Redmond got it all.) Now Griffin suspects that Ryan is sticking close to incarcerated Redmond “because he got all the money.”

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

ONCE UPON A TIME, THE JACKSONS HAD NORMAL NAMES LIKE JANET

Nice to see Michael Jackson’s unfortunately named sons Prince Michael I and Prince Michael II (Blanket) being taken to the Barnes & Noble bookstore in Santa Monica by family members and friends. (Beats shopping at Ed Hardy by a mile.) Although this does look a bit like a photo set-up. That’s constant companion Omer Bhatti in the yellow shirt on the far right. Also on the outing was the even MORE unfortunately named son of Jermaine Jackson – Jermajesty.

Monday, August 3, 2009

A BAD THING: MODELS ON MOTORCYCLES

We’re not sure we like the idea of models riding on the back of motorcycles. George Clooney and his Italian model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis are on a double date with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber at Lake Como. George loves girls foolish enough to risk their lives and limbs to ride with him. Remember, two years ago he crashed, and his then-girlfriend Sarah Larson ended up with a broken foot. After all that, he still split up with her. Is it worth it?

Monday, August 3, 2009

JACK NICHOLSON TWISTS AGAIN LIKE HE DID LAST SUMMER

jacknicholsontwistJack Nicholson, 72, from having a good time. His yacht is docked in the French Riviera where Jack and his friends stopped to have some fun at a bar. Jack was eyeing some shapely girls when “The Twist” started playing and Jack enthusiastically got into it. He remembers how to twist and managed to do so without throwing his back out. (That girls seems to be doing the Limbo.)

Monday, August 3, 2009

JAMES FRANCO AND JULIA ROBERTS SHARE A MELANCHOLY MOMENT

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Photo Credit: Splash News

James Franco and Julia Roberts both look rather miserable in this scene they’re filming for “Eat, Pray, Love.” It looks like Julia’s character is leaving town and Franco’s character is unhappy for some reason. Her eventual love interest in the movie is Javier Bardem, and Julia says she’s looking forward to seeing him without “the Beatle haircut” he had as the deranged villain in “No Country for Old Men.”

Monday, August 3, 2009

BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE SPLITTING AN ORDER OF FRIES- NOT SPLITTING UP

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

For those of you who were gullible enough to BELIEVE those magazine cover stories about Brad and Angelina splitting up, here’s proof that the publications are just trying to boost circulation. As usual, Brad and Angelina have been busy with their careers and forced to spend some time apart, but they always reunite as soon as possible. These two are still very much a couple, and this weekend they treated the kids to McDonald’s in Studio City. Brad was reportedly very polite to the woman at the drive-thru window – he asked for extra ketchup.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

DREW CAREY LOVES TO GIVE IT AWAY

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This handsome Cleveland-born Marine eventually became the host “The Price Is Right.” Yep, it’s Drew Carey, and did you know he made some changes in the rules that Bob Barker set up for the show? Drew allows the models to talk, and he lifted the bans on leather goods, wool coats, and imported cars that Barker initiated. Carey is the perfect game show host because he’s so generous in real life. Recently he had lunch at Kokomo cafe on Beverly, and tipped the server the usual $100.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

SHARON STONE AND HER LOOKALIKE FAMILY

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It’s Sharon Stone, looking genuinely happy at a park in Beverly Hills with her three sons Roan, Laird, and Quinn, plus a friend. It’s amazing how she managed to adopt three blonde kids that look alike and also resemble her. When you have money and connections almost anything is possible.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

MARK WAHLBERG FINALLY GREW UP

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Rhea Durham looks a lot happier about getting married than Mark Wahlberg does. Eight years and three children later, Mark, 38, finally decided to tie the knot. The “Entourage” producer admitted that he had to give up partying with his buddies before he could commit to a real marriage. He may be a reluctant husband, but he’s always enjoyed being a father – Mark is often seen on the street where he lives, playing with his children. He’s got a new entourage now.

Sunday, August 2, 2009