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CHLOE MORETZ: ” DON’T LOOK AT ME!”

Someday Chloe Moretz, 20, will look at this photo and say “What was I thinking?” She darted across a parking lot and dodged paparazzi explaining that she had no make-up on! HELLO – she’s 20 and that face is flawless! Maybe she’s a little sad because her romance with Brooklyn Beckham didn’t work out and he’s already moved on. Chloe has a big movie coming out this year – Suspiria with Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton. It’s a remake of a 70’s Italian classic horror film about a young American girl who travels to a prestigious dance academy in Europe with a sinister history – and bad things happen. We’re already afraid of Tilda Swinton….

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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

MADONNA HAS LOST ROCCO FOR GOOD

When her teenage son Rocco Ritchie insisted on moving to London to live with his father, Madonna was outraged. Although she was busy touring herself, Madonna wanted her son back and fought in court for him. Eventually she calmed down and decided to let Rocco stay – assuming he would miss her and his family in New York. But NOOOOO. Rocco, now 16, immediately took to his new surroundings and his skater buddies there. He got a model girlfriend and has loads of cool friends, including Brooklyn Beckham. To top it off, he got a modeling job with Adidas and he’s earning MONEY, so he’s independent. Fortunately, Madonna adopted twin girls from Malawi so she’ll still have plenty of kids to drag to Kabbalah meetings.
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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

RUMER WILLIS’S NEW LIPS ARE PAYING OFF

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Her younger sisters are flashier, but Rumer Willis, 28, has been building a career with determination. Scout and Tallulah Willis are most noted for their adventures in nightclubs and rehab, while Rumer’s been climbing up the ladder of success and she’s now a WORKING ACTRESS. Not only has Rumer landed a steady role on Empire, but she has three movies coming out this year. She’s also experimenting with her looks – her hair has been every color of the rainbow and her lips are noticeably plumper. We almost didn’t recognize her.

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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

KATE HUDSON: SHE’S GOT ANOTHER MUSICIAN!

Believe it or not, people are STILL asking us if Brad Pitt is secretly dating Kate Hudson! HELLO – it never happened! In January our shameless alma mater Star magazine exaggerated the fake story to the point that Kate and Brad were “moving in together!” Fact is, THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN TOGETHER. The closest Kate has been to Brad is when she had “an intimate conversation” with Brad’s agent at a party! Kate Hudson, 37, HAS been busy however with yet another musician. She and guitarist Danny Fujikawa have been wrapped up in each other smooching all over the streets of Manhattan.

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Monday, March 27, 2017

THE UPS AND DOWNS OF SACHA BARON COHEN

Isla Fisher can’t suppress her smile, but Sacha Baron Cohen looks rather grim walking out of Elton John’s birthday party. Maybe he’s remembering his last movie The Brothers Grimsby, which was a massive flop. We were huge fans of Ali G and consider Borat the funniest movie ever made. What happened? Sacha’s prank interviews with earnest politicians etc were beyond hilarious but everyone recognizes him now so he can’t get away with it. Also we think his comedy became TOO slapstick and dumbed down – aimed at teen boys. If ONLY he could star in the Freddie Mercury story – but he disagreed with band members who wanted Freddie to die in the middle of the movie, leaving the band to carry on without him. It would have been the perfect comeback role.

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Sunday, March 26, 2017

THE REAL STORY OF “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST” IS NOT SO PRETTY

We walked out of a screening of the opulent Beauty and the Beast wondering about the fairy tale’s history. It turns out the REAL story of Beauty and the Beast, which evolved into the Disney movie, is WAY more interesting than the fantasy version! (Not as pretty, though.) In 1537, a man named Petrus Gonsalvus was born in Spain’s Canary Islands suffering from the rare disease, hypertrichosis, (werewolf syndrome) that causes copious amounts of hair to grow on the face and body. He was a curiosity and treated like an animal – kept in a cage and fed raw meat as a child. At the age of ten he was shipped to King Henry II of France as a gift. The king was fascinated by the child and decided to try an experiment. He began educating the hairy child and treating him like a human. Petrus eventually had the upbringing and education of a nobleman and spoke three languages, and he was nicely dressed, yet he was still considered to be an “animal.” When the king died, his widow decided to conduct her own experiment – she wondered what would happen if the beast married a pretty woman. Would their children be little beasts? She found him a wife and they had seven children – four were afflicted with the genetic disease. The king’s widow was thrilled to have created a wild family. The beast and his wife and afflicted children toured European countries – eventually the hairy children were given away as gifts to entertain royalty! Not a happy ending like the Disney version…

Sunday, March 26, 2017

MEN COME AND GO, BUT MELANIE GRIFFITH AND EVA LONGORIA ARE STILL THERE FOR EACH OTHER

Melanie Griffith has a New York moment when she turns up at Catch for dinner carrying a big shopping bag from Maxfield. She and longtime girlfriend Eva Longoria shopped before they dined. The two women have been friends for years, through thick and thin. Eva and her boyfriends used to join Melanie and Antonio Banderas on vacations together. Eva was there for Mel when she divorced Antonio, and Melanie was at Eva’s wedding to Jose Baston in Mexico last May.

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Saturday, March 25, 2017

BRANDON LEE IS READY FOR HIS CLOSE-UP

Pamela Anderson’s son (with Tommy Lee) looks like he fancies himself to be quite a playboy in this photo. (Maybe it’s the unbuttoned shirt or white shoes with no socks – or maybe the laptop!) Brandon Lee, 20, is a Dolce & Gabbana model, so naturally he showed up at the D&G party in Beverly Hills. Ironically, he was working as a lifeguard at a beach restaurant before he got into modeling. He’s with his model girlfriend Raina Lawson, 22, – they’ve been together for over a year. Brandon is doing okay as a model, but he really hopes it will lead to acting jobs.

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Friday, March 24, 2017

ASHLEY GRAHAM HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH CONFIDENCE

We agree that women ARE held to impossible standards of beauty and that young girls should be encouraged to be proud of their education and accomplishment above their appearance. So we’re confused about curvy model Ashley Graham. She encourages women of all sizes to feel beautiful – but why? Having confidence doesn’t come naturally to women, but it should depend on way more than just LOOKS. And that goes for both sexes.
(Above, Ashley at a bikini photoshoot)

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Thursday, March 23, 2017

WHAT IF EMMA THOMPSON HAD SAID “YES” TO DONALD TRUMP?

Only in America can you learn about how your future president used to try to pick up women when he was single! Back in 1998 when Donald Trump had split with Marla Maples and had not yet met Melania, he was trying to hook up by phone. Talkative actress Emma Thompson told this story to a European magazine: She received a call out of the blue in her trailer on the set where she was filming Primary Colors. “Hi – it’s Donald Trump here- I just, you know, wondered if I could offer you some accommodation in one of my Trump Towers- they’re really comfortable.” He continued “I think we could get along very well- maybe we could have dinner some time!” Surprised Emma politely and diplomatically declined, but wishes she had taken him up on the offer. “Think of the STORIES!” (Frankly, we are surprised by Donald’s attraction to a smart and entertaining woman like Emma.)

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Thursday, March 23, 2017