If you love religious ceremony and ancient ideologies maybe “The Da Vinci Code” is up your alley, but if you have a logical nature, you’re in for what seems like three hours of water torture. Two redeeming features: Watching Tom Hanks struggle to keep a straight face through all that melodramatic nonsense, and checking out Tom’s hair we hear he got hair transplants before this movie…
Check out this photo of Tom and the Prime Minister of Japan comparing hairstyles:
Don’t bother to invite Paris Hilton to see a movie at the popular theater at The Grove! She’s BANNED from the place! It turns out, a few weeks ago, Paris got kicked out of the Grove theater and told never to come back . Someone saw Paris smoking a funny smelling cigarette in the ladies room, and reported it to the theater manager. The manager marched in and scolded Paris “SMOKING is against the law, and you COULD set off the fire alarm!” Paris never got to see Scary Movie 4. She was marched out the door and told never to return.
Jessica Simpson has been busy dashing from one store to another promoting her new shoe collection. Two hundred fans waited in line for hours at Nordstrom at the Grove, and Jessica finally stumbled in the door complaining that her feet were killing her! She was teetering in red patent slingback high heels (from her collection) and was heard muttering “Geez- these hurt more than the other ones!”
Could it be she hadn’t tried on her own line of shoes before? Salespeople were perplexed because Jessica’s fans are mostly around 14, but her shoes are platforms with six inch heels sexy, and better suited to strippers than teens. Mothers were heard warning their daughters that they could get autographs, but NO shoes. According to a store clerk , some of the Jessica shoes sold have already been returned because they’re “too uncomfortable. ”
Photo courtesy of Mavrix Photo
Sheryl Crow is back in circulation! She celebrated her successsful battle against breast cancer with a whirlwind bra-shopping spree at Planet Blue in Malibu before she took off for Las Vegas to resume performing. “Sheryl was in a great mood and she flipped for the lacy sheer bras by Hanky Panky. She bought the sexy lingerie in every color – red, lavender, black, white, blue ,and green. Maybe she’s got a new boyfriend or at least has her eye on someone.”
“She spent $235 on bras and topped off her purchase with some fragrant body soaps. She happily chatted with fans before driving off in her black Prius. Everyone was glad to see her looking so healthy.”
NOW we know why Ryan Seacrest gave Teri Hatcher the heave-ho! The secretive American idol host is back in the arms of his exgirlfriend Shana Wall. The pair dated under the radar and off and on for the past three years. Ryan tries to keep his life private but he was spotted hooking up with Shana at The Bridge in West Hollywood on a recent Saturday night. Shana arrived early and while she was waiting, a man invited her for a drink. He said “My friend thinks you’re cute.” She politely declined, saying “I’m in a relationship.” Ryan appeared and they sat down with Debbie Matanopolous and a few other people. Shana sat beside Ryan and although they had dinner with a group of people but it was obvious they only had eyes for each other. The restaurant waiter verified “That’s Ryan’s girlfriend � I’ve waited on them several times.”
Does Nick Lachey realize he was USED like a puppet, for publicity?
Kristin Cavallari cleverly orchestrated and faked the whole “romance” with Nick Lachay to make herself more famous. (Apparently she got tired of yelling “Don’t you know who I AM?” and having people answer “No.” She’s NOT as sweet as she looks.)
How did she succeed in becoming a household name and permanent fixture on the fashion pages? (And WITHOUT the help of a publicist!) Her boyfriend Brody Jenner , whom she pretended split from, was in on the whole scheme and spilled the beans.
IA buddy of Brody’s ran into him at a bar and was overheard asking. “So what happened between you and Kristin? Brody proceeded to reveal that he and Kristin NEVER split up- they just pretended to. Kristin wanted to boost her career and when she encountered newly single Nick Lachey at an event she exchanged phone numbers. She told Brody she wanted to be photographed with Nick to stir up publicity and to please be understanding. Brody knows she’s an ambitious actress and told her to do what she had to do.
Kristin called Nick and managed to get him to take her out to dinner and she continued calling him and found out where he was going many nights. She’d show up and plop down next to him or walk out beside him , always making sure photographers were snapping. She had friends leak info about the fake romance and the gossip magazines fell for it. Easygoing Nick was amused by the publicized romance and just laughed it off. When Kristin had milked it for all it was worth, she announced she was returning to Brody “to work things out.”
