Congratulations to Vice President J.D. Vance and his wife Usha on the birth of their baby son! While the delivery was smooth sailing , choosing the baby’s name was anything but. According to my source, J.D. was hoping to name the baby boy Donald – in honor of his boss Donald Trump . Sensible Usha 86’d that idea soon after she heard it. My source explains that Vance is THIRSTY to get Trump’s official endorsement when he runs for the Presidency in 2028 , and thought naming his son after him would be the ultimate flattery. Usha reasoned that it reeked of brown nosing , and told her husband it was not happening . THAT’S why they went with the name Alec.
JD VANCE ALMOST HAD A LITTLE DONALD
Monday, July 20, 2026
SuncoastP
Vance has two sons, Ewan and Vivek. He has a daughter named Mirabel. I guess now that Vance is looking to run for President in 2028, he needs a son with an American name. Kind of like he converted to Catholicism just before he entered politics. BTW, Donald was his fathers name and his middle name. But it still gives brown nosing vibes.
Ink’d VT
When I Google “Sycophant” this picture comes up.
Larry
I wouldn’t put it pass him to do such a thing. I don’t think the felon will be around in 2028 to even bother to give him an endorsement anyways.
Yellow Dog
It’s sociopathic to think you can use something as important as a child’s name to manipulate another sociopath into magically liking you.
But that’s oily J.D.
Joe LaManco- Bronx, NY
What kind of world will this newly religious whack job leave to his four interracial children? Scorched Earth? Indoctrination is the process of teaching someone to accept a set of beliefs, ideologies, or opinions without critical thought or questioning. Unlike education—which encourages exploration and independent reasoning—indoctrination limits perspectives, discourages debate, and is often viewed negatively, akin to brainwashing.
GnarlyG
He’d sacrifice his child “good name” to suck up to Trump? What a surprise. He’s been brown nosing his way to the top ever since he found his true master, Peter Thiel. His wife is no better, she just had a little more sense in this case.
Hilary
Ugh. He and Usa are part of this whole tradwife movement, which means to have as many children as possible. I believe that Vance’s very public flirtation with Erika Kirk had Usa rethinking the idea that her family was complete with three kids. Gotta add a fourth! Also, these folks have NO IDEA how expensive it is to raise a child today. NO IDEA. They live on a different planet than the rest of us.
Mrs. Dumbarton
Dirtbag