Our gal is famous, famous, famous. One of the biggest multifaceted stars in the universe. While she’s a pro at managing her professional life , she’s a hot mess when it comes to her personal life. She falls in and out of love at the drop of a hat. Her latest romance has raised some concerns among her inner circle because this guy is just a dud. Sure, she’s previously dated beneath her (and by beneath we mean less successful) but with her level of fame and fortune , that’s to be expected . Not too many others have achieved what she has. Her latest guy is a sponge (broke) and her family fears she will do something spontaneous and elope without a prenup! That’s why they persuaded her longtime assistant to now act as a spy – and report everything back to them. They are prepared to do WHATEVER it takes to make sure our gal doesn’t marry this loser.
GUESS WHO!!
Rehegan
Jenna Ortega? Her boyfriend is totally a loser.
A
Gotta be Ariana Grande. Sponge is a reference to her ex playing SpongeBob on broadway.
Miz Busybody
Multi-faceted:
Jennifer Lopez: sings, dances, acts
Arianda Grande: sings, dances, acts
Madonna: sings, dances (no longer acts???)
Jennifer Aniston: acts
Jane Fonda: acts
Faye Dunnaway: acts
Cher: sings (no longer acts???)
Brittany Spears: dances, no longer sings (retired)
Robby
Ariana Grande, for sure
CoCoJoe
Too many candidates, unfortunately.
Jeannie
J Lo. – in love with love
emmy
jlo is in love with herself
Councilor Schmidt
Cheryl Sarkisian Bono aka “cher”
Jason Lane
Britney
Newbie
Gotta be either J-Lo or Madonna
Lila
Ariana Grande!
Randy
Britney
Ralphie
Jane Fonda
Cher
Jennifer Lopez
Brittany Spears
Jennifer Aniston
Madonna
Faye Dunnaway
Fred
Ariana Grande recently went back to an ex boyfriend.