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Image is EVERYTHING to our handsome chap – after all , that’s the reason he’s famous to begin with.  He has practically no body fat and he usually looks like a Greek god, but that wasn’t always the case.  You see , our guy grew up as a fat kid and struggled with his weight for much of his childhood.  By the time he arrived in Hollywood he had transformed himself into a muscle man.  Deep down inside, however, he suffers from body dysmorphia and while he’s the last person who should be taking the “fat shot” to lose weight,  that’s exactly what he’s doing.  Since his regular doctor refused to prescribe it for him , he has his plump housekeeper get the prescription.  His inner circle ( which includes many A -listers) is starting to worry,  since lately he’s appearing gaunt but he refuses to listen and continues injecting himself.

 

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

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  1. GnarlyG

    Chris Hemsworth?

  2. Jim Casablanca

    John Stamos from “Full House”

    1. Councilor Schmidt

      I heard Stamos had a rough time when his Mom died and then his best friend Bob Saget was killed by a prostitute in his hotel room while doing stand-up on the road.

      1. Frederick

        John Stamos. The hidden clue is Greek God. John has Green heritage. And he just recently posted a nude photo on his birthday looking skinnier than usual.

        1. Doug

          Henry Cavill
          He was fat when he was a kid. Actually has a cool story with Russell Crowe

      2. Frederick

        Bob’s death was always a mystery.

      3. cagey1

        the bob saget story is incorrect. do better

  3. bia

    Henry Cavill?

  4. Donovan Muldoon

    Why, Ryan Seacrest of course. He looks like Death eating a cracker.

  5. Sheesh

    Henry Cavill? Didn’t he used to be chunky in his childhood?

  6. CouchPotato

    Ryan Seacrest

  7. Peter

    This sounds like Ryan Seacrest, expect for the muscle part. He was never buff. I’m stumped

  8. pokerface

    Paul Mescal. He hated and complained about physical training for Gladiator. He would prefer to be just be skinny all the time, without the gym efforts.

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