Yikes! Our guy looks bad and there are no two ways about it. He’s blamed his gaunt and unhealthy appearance on the usual “exhaustion,” but that’s not the entire story. You see, he recently started seeing someone who he’s very attracted to, and their sexual chemistry is off the charts ( he’s into kinky sex and so is his new girlfriend). Unfortunately though, this gal is bad news, and has gotten our guy hooked on the high of prescription painkillers. He’s popping pills like breath mints – and they’re taking a toll on his appearance. Friends, family and coworkers are worried , and recently held an intervention. He’s agreed to enter rehab just as soon as there’s a break in his hectic schedule.
GUESS WHO!!
'Dr' Phil
Seacrest doesn’t date Women so “Seacrest is out”.
Newbie
Ryan Seacrest? He looks like the dog’s breakfast lately.
Hera
Jim Carey / Mina/Nina whatever her name is
Hasn’t been seen lately but has a history of addiction and is kinky
tutu
30 year old Thirstee Shallowman, looks like an entirely different human from even 3 years ago. And it is not just “hitting the wall” or aging.
libby2130
is this ryan seacrest he is very thin doesn’t look good and has a very busy work schedule,…love your site Janet!!!
libby2130
oh maybe not ryan it said girl friend I missed that when I read it and there have been gay rumors about him for years
Robby
Ryan Seacrest
Alice Powell
Sounds like Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster although many claim Jackman is 100% a homosexual.
Ricky Bobby
Seacrest out!
bia
When I read “looks bad” my first thought was Ryan Seacrest. That man does not look well.
MishMish
First?! Wow! I have no idea. I thought Timothy Chalamont, or however you spell it, but his relationship with Kylie isn’t new.