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HOLLYWOOD

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This A-list international male celebrity is going through an A-list midlife crisis.  His fairly recent facelift wasn’t enough to satisfy his insatiable desire to stay young.  Not only is he on a high dosage of human growth hormones, but he’s also bulking up with steroids which has made him moodier than normal.  Despite the mercurial mood swings, the roid range isn’t enough to get him to stop the dangerous supplements.  But something else is.  He is gearing up to travel to another continent to undergo experimental anti-aging treatments since they’re not medically approved where he currently lives.  And he needs to get off the steroids ASAP because his manhood has drastically shrunk due to his overuse of the supplements.

 

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Wednesday, January 21, 2026

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  1. Todd Hoffman , miner

    It’s Buble. He was on Regis and Kelly the other day. He looked really weird like he had just come from surgery.

  2. Judie

    Bradley Cooper

  3. Mae Haspen

    Clooney

  4. Taylor

    Robbie Williams

  5. Charlotte Vale

    The Brads—Bradley Cooper or Brad Pitt. Both had recent facelifts.

  6. luna

    Chris Hemsworth

  7. Fear nothing

    Putin?

  8. Lola

    That High Shool musical fellow. I forget his name

  9. BANG!

    Tom Cruise.

  10. Kitty

    Sounds like Michael Buble

  11. GnarlyG

    Tom Cruise?

  12. Judie

    Tom Ford, Calvin Klein?